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| I have to go in for jury duty, I make it a point to vote and this is the thanks I get. I have to go in and get paid a 5th of what I would make on a regular day. I wanna make up some so I can get out of this. |
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| bas |
| Tell them you hate naggers. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Tell them you hate naggers. |
LOL, then I have to kiss jesse jacksons ass:gsmile: |
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| DJ_Eternal |
Damn.
I've never done jury duty before. What if you tell them you know the person in the box, doesn't that affect your ability to be objective?
Just a thought. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Eternal
Damn.
I've never done jury duty before. What if you tell them you know the person in the box, doesn't that affect your ability to be objective?
Just a thought. |
Yeah, I'll say I had sex with who ever is in the box. |
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| bas |
You can honestly tell them that you're racist, and they may let you go. Although if you do that chances are they'll give you for it and try to make you prove it lol. If you get a look at the defendant just say you don't like *insert race here*.
Seriously, it worked for me :p But his ing lawyers wouldn't lay off the questions. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
You can honestly tell them that you're racist, and they may let you go. Although if you do that chances are they'll give you for it and try to make you prove it lol. If you get a look at the defendant just say you don't like *insert race here*.
Seriously, it worked for me :p But his ing lawyers wouldn't lay off the questions. |
That worked well because youre in LA. Everyone is racist in LA.
Oh, and I honestly hope I get called in for jury duty while Im still a student and Ill still get paid for the time. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by bas
You can honestly tell them that you're racist, and they may let you go. Although if you do that chances are they'll give you for it and try to make you prove it lol. If you get a look at the defendant just say you don't like *insert race here*.
Seriously, it worked for me :p But his ing lawyers wouldn't lay off the questions. |
Your egyption, I'm white, they will chop my balls off and what if the person is white. Also with my luck, that would end up coming back on me. |
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| bas |
| He's in the midwest. Tell me that everyone's not racist in the midwest and I'll go and play in traffic right now. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
He's in the midwest. Tell me that everyone's not racist in the midwest and I'll go and play in traffic right now. |
Not as bad as LA. I lived in Cleveland/Chicago all my life and I can honestly say its not that bad. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by bas
He's in the midwest. Tell me that everyone's not racist in the midwest and I'll go and play in traffic right now. |
Everyone is not rascist in the midwest, we hope the best for people. Even if people from the middle east scare us.:clown: |
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| Zoso |
| Even if you are not a registered voter, it is my understanding that they also pool and pull names from the DMV. Either way, j00 are fuxored. Tell 'em you are a member of the Communist Party. |
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