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Overheard conversations in NYC :rofl:
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| Igaryok |
So here I go doin' my thang, right, and I look up and this nigga here is eatin' a pickle... A pickle!
Who died? Anna? How!? Hahaha! Finally.
Sir, do not take a dump on the platform, sir. Sir, do not take a dump on the platform!
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| HardTranceProd |
14-year-old girl to friend:... And then my daddy called me a ho! that nigga!
--Spofford Ave, Hunts Point
Overheard by: number seven
Father: Come on, hurry your ass up, nigga. I mean... Hurry up... son.
--50th & Broadway
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| lücid |
| Crazy man to old lady: You down with OPP? You down with OPP? You down with OPP? Because I just pooped. |
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| HardTranceProd |
Guy in stall, on cell: What am I doing? I'm dropping the kids off at the pool... What do you mean, what do I mean?... I'm taking a !... Hold on, I'll hold the phone by my ass so you can hear the turd splash.
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| lücid |
Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!
--6 Train
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| HardTranceProd |
Older man hugging younger man: Wassup, my nigga?
Younger man: Dad, cut it out. We're white.
--Leonard & Lafayette St
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| HardTranceProd |
Ghetto chick on cell: I ain't never did it for free, but I guess I could... So I'll just do you and him in the same day... All I'm sayin', though -- there better be food... That's all I'm sayin'.
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| monishb |
Airline representative: Paging La... La-gua-ti-ne Pu-ra-na-ma-te? Paging... Eh, I know I messed that one up. If your name rhymes with the one I just said or it sounds at all like yours, please come to the desk.
--LaGuardia
Overheard by: Delayed |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!
--6 Train
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Brilliant :stongue: |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
| love it! thanks for the link....i always wonder "wtf" at some people's strange and loud convos in public... |
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