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Perks of your job (pg. 4)
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Many perks
- 25 Vacation Days
- 3 personal Days
- 12 Sick Days
- 11 Holidays
- 37.5 Hour Work Days
- $0.61 per mile traveled
- $90.00 per diem on travels
- Medical/Dental/Vision is under $35 a month and is highly rated
- 45% discount on any plan with Verizon
- Free Education - I am working on a masters at UIUC
- Unlimited Internet
- Satisfaction of working with dozens of research scientists
- Dual 22" flat screen monitors with a new PC every 2 years
- Full admin privileges on my PC
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
eh i have a ty 18yr old job, but its got some decent perks...
1. option to be outside/inside
2. free food
3. unlimited reeses pieces and hershey kisses
4. unlimited lattes/cappucinos/smoothies/coffee/soda/tea...
5. i get to meet hot drunken rich girls
6. i get to try new hersheys candy
7. we have an employee cafe so... lots of more free food there.
8. exercise
9. tips
10. free admission to hershey park
11. 20% off anything hershey related |
How does working for Hershey's allow you to meet drunk rich girls? |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
8. exercise |
... at a chocolate company...
*head assplode* |
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| Psy-T |
- work from home
- work only whenever i feel like working
- free porn
- otherwise unattainble access to random information on random companies
 first two are the only ones that really matter. |
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| wizniz |
ah let me clarify:
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
How does working for Hershey's allow you to meet drunk rich girls? |
i work at the "hotel hershey". its a very nice and very large luxury hotel that milton hershey had built when he was first alive to accommodate ritzy royalty and distinguished guests from other countries during their visits to hershey.
now, its a very expensive hotel that rich people stay at. i work at a restaurant that services the deck (veranda) and many people love to get drunkened off of my delicious ferment juice and talk to me about life.
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
... at a chocolate company...
*head assplode* |
again, i work at a nice restaurant as a busboy/barback/bartender/cocktail waiter/host.
i walk around a LOT and frequently lift heavy things like kegs and racks of glasses. |
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| Slylee |
Oh did I forget to mention that I get to work with a raging cockbag with bipolar disorder?
I am like 2 seconds away from walking out. My boss is being such a dick to me today. He quit smoking 2 days ago and he is driving everyone insane.
You know it’s bad when your own ing partner comes out to talk about you to your secretary. My other boss is ready to strangle him too.
My boss sends me an email with a bunch of attachments and asks me to print them out for him (his printer doesn't work). So I did, and I gave them to him. I barely looked at them, it looked like personal stuff...I think it's immigration documents for him and his wife (they're canadian). But who gives a right?
So as he's coming out of his office a few minutes later, I just happened to be closing out a bunch of windows I had open, and as he walks out, I'm in those docs (closing them) and he ing accuses me of reading them:wtf:
We totally got in a screaming match and then 10 minutes later I get an apology email.
sake, just go back to smoking please. This is borderline abuse.:( |
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| DJ_Eternal |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Oh did I forget to mention that I get to work with a raging cockbag with bipolar disorder?
I am like 2 seconds away from walking out. My boss is being such a dick to me today. He quit smoking 2 days ago and he is driving everyone insane.
You know it’s bad when your own ing partner comes out to talk about you to your secretary. My other boss is ready to strangle him too.
My boss sends me an email with a bunch of attachments and asks me to print them out for him (his printer doesn't work). So I did, and I gave them to him. I barely looked at them, it looked like personal stuff...I think it's immigration documents for him and his wife (they're canadian). But who gives a right?
So as he's coming out of his office a few minutes later, I just happened to be closing out a bunch of windows I had open, and as he walks out, I'm in those docs (closing them) and he ing accuses me of reading them:wtf:
We totally got in a screaming match and then 10 minutes later I get an apology email.
sake, just go back to smoking please. This is borderline abuse.:( |
An apology email? Man, that's poor. The guys in the next room, the very least he could have done was come out and apologise to you. Oh well, looks like someone could do with some cheering up.
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| Tigo |
I'm half a cigarette away from my house.
Can basically come in and go whenever the I want.
Get to sit on my ass most of the day and browse the Internet (no restrictions)
Take lunch/cigarette breaks whenever I want.
Best of all....I have a key to the place, so sometimes I bring a special someone here when I'm to cheap to pay for a hotel room
:toothless |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by iclone
the biggest ::: free domestic and heavily-discounted international flights on my own carrier. nominal charges for flying standby on the majority of other airlines. |
Are you stewardess or something? |
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| malek |
I (now) work for a multinational company from France and we have less perks than the bastards over there!! I feel exploited :p
-10 vacations
-7 sick days
-40 hours/week
-dental and drugs are covered
-life insurance
-salary insurance in case there's a long health issue
thats it, no perks really :( |
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| narcism |
free drugs
nuff said :crazy: |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
free drugs
nuff said :crazy: |
No, not 'nuff said! esplain |
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