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Morning Sex......... (pg. 4)
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| Sunsnail |
| Nah, I've noticed that there's a difference between bad breath in different races. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Nah, I've noticed that there's a difference between bad breath in different races. |
List of worst offenders in order, please, good sir. |
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| Sunsnail |
| Well they all stink. They just stink differently :wtf: |
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| Xevious |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
GOD I NEVER GET MORNING SECKS :mad: |
Me either =( |
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| r5a |
Great way to start the day, seriously.
It's good! |
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| L.E.N. |
| Normally I hate mornings...but waking up to some proper head will turn things around and Ill jump on it. The only thing I dislike is trying to rush it on a weekday so Im not late for work. The girl I just started seeing has been a morning trooper. |
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| AustralianGQ |
| i personally wouldnt wanna do it in the morning, i just woke up. i wanna relax, have a tea of coffee and some breakfast, i have no energy, im not alert. i would hate it. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
is FTW..... makes me much more alert for work in the morning, and less grumpy...
discuss |
Have to agree. Nothing like busting a nut then heading out the door and into the morning commute. |
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| noikeee |
i always have litres of urine to relief when i wake up.. i assume this is the same for everyone else.. so how in hell does morning sex work?
a) you wake up, go to pee, come back to bed, and then . in this case, to be technically "awaken" by a blowjob you need to get asleep again. too much hassle, meh.
b) you while desperately wanting to pee. you bust your nut and don't really get 100% relief, by still feeling like your bladder is about to explode
c) you urinate in her face
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by noikeee
i always have litres of urine to relief when i wake up.. i assume this is the same for everyone else.. so how in hell does morning sex work?
a) you wake up, go to pee, come back to bed, and then . in this case, to be technically "awaken" by a blowjob you need to get asleep again. too much hassle, meh.
b) you while desperately wanting to pee. you bust your nut and don't really get 100% relief, by still feeling like your bladder is about to explode
c) you urinate in her face
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoveHate
ive only jerked off in the morning so far
does that count? |
partially. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by ikhouvanu
partially. |
Wanna have sex? |
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