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Morning Sex......... (pg. 7)
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Protege
I last about twice as long in the morning for some reason so yeah its ftw. |
everyone does yo, cause you start being horny, but just with morning wood
then halfway through's when it really starts |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
When it doubt, use more brute force :disbelief |
yessir. Ill keep up my mojo.
| quote: | | btw wtf is the point of the black chalkboard and mini skirts? are you gonna wear one too? |
Just to see which one you look best in, and the chalk board if if you need to write anything for me, I'm a little slow. ;) |
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
yessir. Ill keep up my mojo.
Just to see which one you look best in, and the chalk board if if you need to write anything for me, I'm a little slow. ;) |
Oh of course how silly of me to ask :rolleyes: |
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| wotyzoid |
| I'm pretty sure you were just making sure, right?.....right?... I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!:mad: |
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
I'm pretty sure you were just making sure, right?.....right?... I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!:mad: |
yes yes I was just making sure :gsmile:
no refunds |
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| aNYthing |
Ok so here are some of my morning sex stories:
1. I was dating this one girl who loved to do morning aerobics in the nude. So here I am fully dressed for work and there she is, completely nekkid doing full splits while watching fitness channel. I ended up on probation and subsequently fired for constantly being late. :) it was worth it.
2. My x GF came by one morning before I left for work, wearing nothing but raincoat. I opened the door and she opened the coat. It Was an offer I couldn't refuse. Especially considering she unzipped my fly and Levinskied my cigar before I had a chance to protest. Since that time she had a key to my place, and I got morning work out and clean apartment when I came home. I made it clear that we're not getting back together and she was fine with it for about 2 months, but then I met my future GF and when things started getting serious between us, I gave the X one final facial and a boot.
And there was one that wasn't as pleasant:
3. One morning after a serious boozer I woke up to major hang over from hell, splitting headache and loud slurping sound, combined with a feeling that somewhat resembled a blowjob but a lame one. Opening my eyes to excruciating pain from light pouring in and teeth scraping my protesting and whithered babymaker, I saw something that kinda looked like a female but if it wasn't for a vagina, could easily be mistaken for a hellspawn. . And then it hit me - I remembered that I picked up a hot chick the night before at the club and we went to her place. I was not only drunk but tripping ballz. Although the chick that was blowing me was much uglier than a sin itself, not the hottie I remembered from night before.
I freaked out and ran to the bathroom, blaming it on upset stomach. When I came out I told her that I had a food poisoning that gave me an explosive diarhea. This stopped the horny beast from making further advances and shortly thereafter, after convincing her I was gonna be ok, I split and promissed to call her.
I think she's still waiting.
That was the last time I let the little head make decisions, while the big head was running low on batteries. |
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
Ok so here are some of my morning sex stories:
1. I was dating this one girl who loved to do morning aerobics in the nude. So here I am fully dressed for work and there she is, completely nekkid doing full splits while watching fitness channel. I ended up on probation and subsequently fired for constantly being late. :) it was worth it.
2. My x GF came by one morning before I left for work, wearing nothing but raincoat. I opened the door and she opened the coat. It Was an offer I couldn't refuse. Especially considering she unzipped my fly and Levinskied my cigar before I had a chance to protest. Since that time she had a key to my place, and I got morning work out and clean apartment when I came home. I made it clear that we're not getting back together and she was fine with it for about 2 months, but then I met my future GF and when things started getting serious between us, I gave the X one final facial and a boot.
And there was one that wasn't as pleasant:
3. One morning after a serious boozer I woke up to major hang over from hell, splitting headache and loud slurping sound, combined with a feeling that somewhat resembled a blowjob but a lame one. Opening my eyes to excruciating pain from light pouring in and teeth scraping my protesting and whithered babymaker, I saw something that kinda looked like a female but if it wasn't for a vagina, could easily be mistaken for a hellspawn. . And then it hit me - I remembered that I picked up a hot chick the night before at the club and we went to her place. I was not only drunk but tripping ballz. Although the chick that was blowing me was much uglier than a sin itself, not the hottie I remembered from night before.
I freaked out and ran to the bathroom, blaming it on upset stomach. When I came out I told her that I had a food poisoning that gave me an explosive diarhea. This stopped the horny beast from making further advances and shortly thereafter, after convincing her I was gonna be ok, I split and promissed to call her.
I think she's still waiting.
That was the last time I let the little head make decisions, while the big head was running low on batteries. |
Those are some in stories.
:haha: @ the third one |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | | Originally posted by aNYthing |
I continually lol at stories like this.
You grew up reading Penthouse stories didn't you?
Did you actually think for a second that one person here believes you?
Except for ikhouvanu
lol
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I continually lol at stories like this.
You grew up reading Penthouse stories didn't you?
Did you actually think for a second that one person here believes you?
Except for ikhouvanu
lol
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:o |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I continually lol at stories like this.
You grew up reading Penthouse stories didn't you?
Did you actually think for a second that one person here believes you?
Except for ikhouvanu
lol
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ikhouvanu is obviously an alt |
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
ikhouvanu is obviously an alt |
You're my alt :eek: |
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| Zoso |
Another morning, no sex.
Mornings: 1,243
Sex: 0
Still, I remain both hopeful and vigilant. |
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