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Morning Sex......... (pg. 8)
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Another morning, no sex.
Mornings: 1,243
Sex: 0
Still, I remain both hopeful and vigilant. |
Your morning seckz will come one of these days. |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by ikhouvanu
Your morning seckz will come one of these days. |
you just say that because you get it every morning.;) |
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
you just say that because you get it every morning.;) |
tru ;) |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I continually lol at stories like this.
You grew up reading Penthouse stories didn't you?
Did you actually think for a second that one person here believes you?
Except for ikhouvanu
lol
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don't care whether u believe me or not, honestly mate ;)
at least I got some stories to remember, whereas the only thing you can remember is the last time you wacked off... which was right about the time when you were reading my stories. Oh, well... looks like it's back to the Penthouse for you, bro. Cheers! :cool: |
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
don't care whether u believe me or not, honestly mate ;)
at least I got some stories to remember, whereas the only thing you can remember is the last time you wacked off... which was right about the time when you were reading my stories. Oh, well... looks like it's back to the Penthouse for you, bro. Cheers! :cool: |
:haha: awesome |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by AustralianGQ
i personally wouldnt wanna do it in the morning, i just woke up. i wanna relax, have a tea of coffee and some breakfast, i have no energy, im not alert. i would hate it. |
you sound like my girlfriend.... i hate you !!!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip:
EDIT: however i did have a blowjob in the shower this morning.. but thats only cos i aint had none for a week. life sucks :( |
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
you sound like my girlfriend.... i hate you !!!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip:
EDIT: however i did have a blowjob in the shower this morning.. but thats only cos i aint had none for a week. life sucks :( |
Was it a GOOD blowjob? |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by ikhouvanu
Was it a GOOD blowjob? |
aye not bad.. started off with a soapy wank.. then rinsed.. then blow job, spunked on her feet |
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
aye not bad.. started off with a soapy wank.. then rinsed.. then blow job, spunked on her feet |
:stongue: well, better than nothing right? |
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| BTG |
| i'd like morning sex...insstead i get morning 'go to work' :( |
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| VAR |
if i had a hawt miami chick,
it would be on at least twice a day
i would lay so much pipe the utility company would be knockin' at my door.
:thepirate |
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by VAR
if i had a hawt miami chick,
it would be on at least twice a day
i would lay so much pipe the utility company would be knockin' at my door.
:thepirate |
:haha: |
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