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Whats the sketchiest/craziest thing you've seen someone do?(At a Club) (pg. 10)
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Big Boss
This isn't my story.
But...
My buddy was pretty mangled/tired, so he wanted to sit on the nice comfy couch in front of him...
The only problem was IT WASN'T A COUCH it was A SKETCHY ASIAN sitting down in the middle of the floor of Comfort Zone.
My buddy thought a person sitting on the floor was a couch. Now, we've all tripped out and imagined things before, but thinking a person sitting on the floor was a couch and then having to apologize to the person and saying, "sorry I thought you were a couch".
Goodtimes! |
LOL!!!
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I think one of the sketchiest things I have ever seen...
I was at the docks, and I was dancing away to Kytracid, when suddenly I look over to my left, and I see a guy being taken out on a stretcher by a crew of EMT's. Later that same night, I saw a girl who looked no older than 15, giving some guy who looked to be in his 20's, a BJ.
I don't go clubbing often, so I luckily haven't seen too many sketchy things. |
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| nusty |
SOME of my list....
WEMF 2001 I wake up to find a guy in my tent who wants to have sex with me. He said he followed me back to my tent and waited for me to sleep so he could watch me and then when I woke up he said he was going to ask me if we could have sex. This is was the exact moment that turned me into an Mixed Martial Arts guru.
Montreal had two people G'out on the chairs right beside me at a club so I keep an eye on them for a bit to make sure they don't die and then an hour later the guy snaps out of it and leaves to go home and tells me that he isn't feeling well so can I just watch his girlfriend and tell her to meet him at his home when she is feeling better. (I had never actually met these people before they got retarded)
She finally comes to and freaks out when I tell her what her BF said. It turns out she was visiting from the States and 1)could not speak 1 word of french, 2)had no idea where her boyfriend lived, this was her first day to see him in Montreal... all she could tell me was that he lived in some area called Laval! Basically she has no money and her boyfriend didn't have a cell phone or any other phone. So I took her to a coffee shop for breakfast and basically gave her $30 and pointed her to a bus to Laval. She was really nice but I hope she broke up with such a head. (she also explained that she had never done G before and it was his idea so she said yes but wasn't really into the idea in the first place.
At the Palais Royal (years ago, 01/02?) I saw a guy, drop his pants, whip out his (Purple heaven party?) and start beating off in the middle of the dance floor. Security tossed him and he ran across Lakeshore and got hit by a car.
I missed the naked guy at system that night by only seconds since I had just walked back into the main room. :( (no I'm not really sad)
At wemf one year I saw a guy dressed up like the grim reaper (whole outfit!) very very slowly walking in and out of the crowd and he would stop and just point at some person for about 2-3 minutes standing there with his finger outstretched until that person noticed.... This was Sunday morning... I thought it was funny, but not very nice.
Lots of sex and other things like that at many parties.
I heard from a friend that Tiesto played a good set once too. That kind of shocked me but I wasn't there so I can't say for sure.
When I was a bouncer I had stories every night I came home.
Some of the you catch people doing just makes you laugh.
Drugs are bad, sometime booze can be worse, but mix either with a rowdy country karaoke bar in a city like Waterloo and the result is a disaster! |
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| misslexxus |
| quote: | Originally posted by nusty
At wemf one year I saw a guy dressed up like the grim reaper (whole outfit!) very very slowly walking in and out of the crowd and he would stop and just point at some person for about 2-3 minutes standing there with his finger outstretched until that person noticed.... This was Sunday morning... I thought it was funny, but not very nice.
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I love your list... it's HILARIOUS especially the one story above! |
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| Sasha |
| that dude at the guv last night... dressed like a Hippie. He was standing there, not moving for at least 45 minutes. Dunno if that was some weird form of meditation but it was really freaky! Fkn mannequin in the middle of the dancefloor! |
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| urban_legend |
| i've seen a dude dry hump the wall at o'lounge |
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| tatgirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by nusty
I heard from a friend that Tiesto played a good set once too. That kind of shocked me but I wasn't there so I can't say for sure.
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That whole post was hysterical, but u just HAD to throw this in, didn't you?? ;)
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| nusty |
| quote: | Originally posted by tatgirl
That whole post was hysterical, but u just HAD to throw this in, didn't you?? ;)
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I thought it fit in nicely with the other stories, no?
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| AnitA |
| My poor eyes have witnessed way too many sketchy things over the years...including the asian ET look alike G whore dancing with his top off squealing like a pig asking people for G, the infamous guy who we just call Monkey Monkey due to his gorilla like stance, more cracked out asians with their teletubbie group hugs in the middle of the dance floor or huddled up on the couches like sardines, a deaf girl trying to talk in the wash rooms, a tranny wearing a short black tress with his/her sacks stuck on with tape and drinking beer with a straw.........:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :eyespop: :nervous: |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Later that same night, I saw a girl who looked no older than 15, giving some guy who looked to be in his 20's, a BJ.
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She told me she was 19!!!! |
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| jon jon |
Some highlights of this thread for me are:
| quote: | Originally posted by jackd42o
hey chinamon, is that you in that pic? if so where can i get me a sombraro like that? (don't say in mexico) |
hah wtf, where did this post come from? this in itself is pretty facking sketchy. duheeeee
| quote: | Originally posted by jchung52
some guy just dropped in front of me in a seizure, most likely from the strobes cuz they were hitting really hard at that point. |
HAHAH YES! must have been the strobes...
| quote: | Originally posted by nusty
At the Palais Royal (years ago, 01/02?) I saw a guy, drop his pants, whip out his (Purple heaven party?) and start beating off in the middle of the dance floor. |
hahaha whoa.
Some really funny stories in this thread, and I really don't give a what anyone says but BY FAR (like BY ING FAR) the sketchiest I've ever seen in my life on this planet has been at zone. FTWK especially on a saturday morning. |
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| StereoPrincess |
| Funniest thing I saw was the guy that fell off the podium at Guv while G'ing out and then when the bouncers get his ass onto a wheelchair, he snaps out of it and tries to run away, still trying to dance. All this within 1 hour into the party (11 p.m.). |
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| afterhrsgurl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
LOL!!!
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I think one of the sketchiest things I have ever seen...
I was at the docks, and I was dancing away to Kytracid, when suddenly I look over to my left, and I see a guy being taken out on a stretcher by a crew of EMT's. Later that same night, I saw a girl who looked no older than 15, giving some guy who looked to be in his 20's, a BJ.
I don't go clubbing often, so I luckily haven't seen too many sketchy things. |
ahaha the docks...every time i been there i feel the "sketch vibe" more than other places such as the guv...i dunno what is it about docks but it sure is sketchy (at least the times i been)..i was there for new years 2 years ago and i had this one couple follow me around constantly...like every time my friends were away and i was dancin by myself they'd come up to me, start complimenting me and talkin to me non-stop...i couldn't get rid of them! :( ..i think they wanted a threesome or something ..lol |
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