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stole this from the NJGuido board
| quote: | Ladies enter to win a date with yours truly, just a couple screening questions:
1. Do you enjoy giving oral? Yes_____No____
2. Do you enjoy being sprayed in the face
with semen? Yes_____No____
3. Face ing? Yes_____No____
4. Does it take a lot to offend you? Yes_____No____
5. Do you enjoy sex without a condom
better than with one? Yes_____No____
6. Are you open to exploring yourself
sexually? Yes_____No____
7. Threesomes? Yes_____No____
8. Do you enjoy drinking excessively? Yes_____No____
9. Would it not offend you if i forgot your
name at some point during the night/morning? Yes_____No____
10. Videotaping? (sometime i do not
remember what exactly happened) Yes_____No____
If you had more than 2 check-marks in the "No" column your chances of winning are greatly decreased but you are still encouraged to try your luck.
If you had 7 or more "yes" checks here are the final questions
-Why should I choose you over another female?
-What can you offer a fine upstanding fellow such as myself?
-Do you have any special talents?
A third party will make the final decision...Good luck to everyone! |
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