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I just got my ass raped in negotiations
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| Vivid Boy |
| my god. lol. I walked in there sure of myself walked out of there shaking like a little girl who did her first line of coke |
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| Spacey Orange |
| there there |
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| bas |
So no hookers and blow?
*puts away glass tray* |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
my god. lol. I walked in there sure of myself walked out of there shaking like a little girl who did her first line of coke |
Who's dick did you do it off? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
Who's dick did you do it off? |
this time they made me do a bump out my OWN |
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| Frenchie |
| The palates class must be really working. |
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| Theresa |
LMAO!
I needs to be getting myself a house. |
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| Dervish |
| Ouch!!! If I was you I'd say "hey it feels ed up, but got a line of coke yay.. learn from it". |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
LMAO!
I needs to be getting myself a house. |
well first i have to say the lady who did the raping looked like you just with humongus that couldnt stay in her shirt. i honestly was staring at her rack the entire time. I honestly couldnt keep my eyes off of them they perched on her so perfectly, like an owl perching on a crazy man's arm in the park
but what had happened was i was trying to get a hot piece of property for a builder to tear down and rebuild, however we didnt want the homeowner to know it was a builder or else theyd think there wa smore value in the house and totally destroy the profit margins. Anyways make a long story short, hear i am pretending to represent a normal home buyer with soil test clauses and easement and zoning by law clasues. it was ridiculous. felt like a sharp tongued snake.
"Like Hell my client would agree to that!"
-quote of the day-
but theresa if your looking for something, u know who to go through *wink and the gun* just as long as it's a normal deal and you dont want the buyer to pay for any environmental issues |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
well first i have to say the lady who did the raping looked like you just with humongus that couldnt stay in her shirt. |
Understandable problems but...just play to your strengths like she did.
| quote: | | felt like a sharp tongued snake. |
;) :p |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
my god. lol. I walked in there sure of myself walked out of there shaking like a little girl who did her first line of coke |
what kind of negotiations?
anything to do with buttsecks???
lol no seriously... what was this for? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
what kind of negotiations?
anything to do with buttsecks???
lol no seriously... what was this for? |
real estate my lil bukkake queen |
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