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| Fledz |
| Oh and not just any gun fire, but one of the most physically painful and most reliable rounds around! AK47, every Russians dream. |
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| Palladium |
| i first read it as i've got homo |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Well he's certainly not going to tell us about the warts and pustules on little Willy, which is probably a good thing in hindsight. |
just to let you know, because i'm sure you really care, but my wang is bigger and better than ever.
| quote: | Originally posted by PoisonJam19
I took the medicine they gave me and ate pudding. It lasted a little less than a week. |
they gave you MEDICINE?!!?!? ALL I GOT WAS 800MG MOTRIN:wtf:
| quote: | Originally posted by SteelWolf
Ouch sorry Will! Hope you feel better buddy. Remember the military motto for healthcare - Drink water, Take motrin, Walk it off :P
Seriously tho, that sucks man, hope you recover soon!
And as for the spleen, Don't worry, my friend lost his spleen to a AK 47 round and hes ok! You really don't need it... He was mad tho... |
i had a nightmare that i died last night because my spleen had ruptured and the wambulance didn't get to my house in time :(
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
Bah it's only Glandular Fever. You'll be fine....until you get it again...and again....:P
Na but seriously, it's not a big issue. Just watch yourself better from now on. |
not that big of an issue? my throat is so swollen right now i think i have two chins!!! and it hurts like a biiiiiitch
| quote: | Originally posted by Palladium
i first read it as i've got homo |
if this mono came in a lazer i'd fire it at you :mad: |
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| PoisonJam19 |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
they gave you MEDICINE?!!?!? ALL I GOT WAS 800MG MOTRIN:wtf:
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Are you kidding me? That's ed up. I got this big ass red steroid-pill thing. It worked rather quickly too. |
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| Fibonacci |
| i hear mono causes homosexuality |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fibonacci
i hear mono causes homosexuality |
I hear it's the other way around... |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
I hear it's the other way around... |
I heard it's a commutative sorta thing. |
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| SteelWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by PoisonJam19
Are you kidding me? That's ed up. |
HAHA thats military healthcare for you. LOL it took me 3 months to get anything more than Motrin for my back pain. in drug horading bastards!!! |
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| jpisani |
| I thought I had mono for a whole year once...turns out I was just really bored. |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by jpisani
I thought I had mono for a whole year once...turns out I was just really bored. |
sorry, I had to.. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fibonacci
i hear mono causes homosexuality |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
I hear it's the other way around... |
you two should hook up and tell us which way it really is |
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