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Tell me a joke, pal
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| Saka |
Three women: One engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their sex lives and decided to impress their men. That night all three decided to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman says "The other night when my fiancee came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long."
The mistress says "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night."
The married woman says "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said; "What's for dinner, Batman?" |
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| tubularbills |
| i'm not your pal, buddy! |
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| Saka |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i'm not your pal, buddy! |
you're not my buddy, pal. |
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| DuBam |
What did the five fingers say to the face?
SLAP! |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Saka
you're not my buddy, guy. |
fixed
I'm not your guy, friend! |
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| shapes |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
fixed
I'm not your guy, friend! |
I'm not your friend, buddy |
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| chach |
| Im not your shape, queer! |
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| Fledz |
| I'm not your queer, stallion! |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
I'm not your queer, stallion! |
I'm not your stallion, dad! |
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| grooviebeats |
what do Michael Jackson and oysters have in common?
They both come on little white crackers.. |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
I'm not your stallion, dad! |
I'm not your dad, son! |
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