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Full Access presents PAUL VAN DYK /// 05.16.08 /// Dallas (pg. 5)
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| AbcGum |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonas
I have to take a dump |
Does it feel like the Lizard Lounge? |
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| sharper |
LOL @ the dump
Elevate, how does it feel to be throwing shows at the 'dump'? lol |
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| Progress Ent. |
| quote: | Originally posted by sharper
LOL @ the dump
Elevate, how does it feel to be throwing shows at the 'dump'? lol |
I dunno, apparently people like to pay us to come waller around in , so I don't care.... |
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| sharper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Progress Ent.
I dunno, apparently people like to pay us to come waller around in , so I don't care.... |
LOL!! Apparently the dump is my 2nd home. yikes |
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| architect1803 |
| quote: | Originally posted by sharper
LOL!! Apparently the dump is my 2nd home. yikes |
Why do you say that Sharpz?
If anything, you could just come live with me for a while. We'll get married, have 14 kids, live in an 8-bedroom house, have our own lake, I'll buy you a corvette, buy myself a Maseratti, and we can have Dave be the maid while Packer is the butler. Add a few poodles to that.
Limited-time offer. Subject to credit approval.* |
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| Zild |
| You're getting screwed there. You must be forgetting that women depreciate extremely quickly, so you will only be taking a giant loss on your investment. |
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| architect1803 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zild
You're getting screwed there. You must be forgetting that women depreciate extremely quickly, so you will only be taking a giant loss on your investment. |
Just because Nicole and I got divorced and left me doesn't mean the other chick will do the same.
Geeez Jake. Way to kill the parade. |
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| Zild |
| I'm only giving some business advice. Pick them up when they're young and stupid. You do realize that due to amortization laws you can only trade them out for a new model once every 5 years and still qualify for tax write offs? |
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| architect1803 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zild
You do realize that due to amortization laws you can only trade them out for a new model once every 5 years and still qualify for tax write offs? |
You're kidding me right?
PHUCK! Why didn't I think of this when Nicole and I were still together. I could've EASILY traded her for Cory's mom. |
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| Zild |
| Well it's not so much a 'trade' as it is cutting your losses while upgrading to a newer model that can be claimed as a tax write off. |
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| sharper |
I think you had me at the maid and butler part.
BUT I am soooo not having 14 kids. my uterus is NOT a clown car! :p |
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| Zeonfiend |
| quote: | Originally posted by sharper
I think you had me at the maid and butler part.
BUT I am soooo not having 14 kids. my uterus is NOT a clown car! :p |
Only sleeping with Dirk would guarantee your kids all be clowns.:D |
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