Originally posted by Krypton
Me and 3 friends were smoking 3 blunts in a hotboxed car sitting in the back of a hookah bar. 4 or 5 police cars sped by behind us and we froze. Thinking they left we kept smoking. 30 seconds later, the police cars come back, surround us, and shine their spotlights on us. We were busted but all we had were ziplocs full of blunt guts and half smoked blunts. We got searched and they found it all. I had a nugget of weed on my belt buckle, probably missed it when I was rolling the blunts. The guy picks it up and asks,
"What is this?"
"uhhhhh...weed..."
They told us were going to jail, and kept us sitting there for like 30 minutes. They asked us what we did. Basically working college students. They knew we weren't real criminals, so they eventually gave us the "weed is bad" pep talk, told us they didn't want to see us again, and let us go. We actually smoked our half blunts on the way back!!
that would of perfect a time to pull out your assault rifle and unload eh?
UWM
Yes.
No.
wizniz
iammesol
Please tell me you reported them.
inconspicuous
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Originally posted by IpLaYWiTLiGhTs
FDA came outta ing everywhere
what was she dealing? unapproved breakfast bars?
medinaM5
"dude i was so high, like i dont even know"
nchs09
Never.... winnar!
Allied Nations
+1 on uwm
my mom lol
since then i've never gotten screwed
Krypton
This story might be hard to beat..:p
About 3 years ago, me and like 3 "friends" took some acid around 10pm. They wanted to go home, whatever, so I was dropped off at my house and they left around midnight. At the time, my mom would wait for me to come home and always try to talk to me when I walked thru' the door; very annoying...so I decided to just wander around my neighborhood all night trippin balls. I walked and walked, sat down by a lake, and watched the water for an hour and got tired of that. So I got my portable speakers and ipod, some glowsticks on strings, went to the park in the middle of my neighborhood, plugged in some progressive trance, and just glowsticked. Mind you, I'm TRIPPIN Jimmy Hindrix style by this time. Un-beknownst to me, I was stepping on broken glass from people's beer bottles (I was barefoot).
I only realized my foot was cut when I sat down on this concrete stage and saw blood dripping from my foot. I looked and there was this 2 inch gash on the bottom which was bleeding pretty bad. I freaked out right there thinking I was dying. I thought I was bleeding to death. I started thinking, "oh , i'm on acid, and it's gonna kill me!"
SO I called 911 on myself and told them I was bleeding to death. They sent out a firetruck and by the time they arrived, I had wrapped my foot with my shirt like a turnequet. They looked at my foot and told me it's just a superficial cut, nothing serious, and that wrapping my foot up in a turnequet is only done when there is massive bloodloss and it has to be stopped, otherwise I could lose the limb. They were pretty annoyed and asked me if I was on any substances. I straight up told them, "It's the LSD freakin me out." I really thought they would have arrested me or something, one guy just said, "Didn't know that was still going around."
They asked if I wanted to go to the hospital, but I was like HELL NO, "Can you just wrap my foot up in bandages?" They did, and left, probably pissed off at having to come out at 2AM. I was still Jimi Hindrix trippin, but I was terrified of going home. So I got in my car, turned on ASOT 2004 - Dark Side, and just sat there staring at all the patterns in my car's upholstery, dashboard, everything was turning into patterns and artwork, even though it was just normal you'de never notice. I finally went home at 6AM...That's probably the second craziest night of my life....:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
Moral of story: LSD can make you lose total control, so be very very careful with it. Choose the right setting!!
Elec
quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
This story might be hard to beat..:p
About 3 years ago, me and like 3 "friends" took some acid around 10pm. They wanted to go home, whatever, so I was dropped off at my house and they left around midnight. At the time, my mom would wait for me to come home and always try to talk to me when I walked thru' the door; very annoying...so I decided to just wander around my neighborhood all night trippin balls. I walked and walked, sat down by a lake, and watched the water for an hour and got tired of that. So I got my portable speakers and ipod, some glowsticks on strings, went to the park in the middle of my neighborhood, plugged in some progressive trance, and just glowsticked. Mind you, I'm TRIPPIN Jimmy Hindrix style by this time. Un-beknownst to me, I was stepping on broken glass from people's beer bottles (I was barefoot).
I only realized my foot was cut when I sat down on this concrete stage and saw blood dripping from my foot. I looked and there was this 2 inch gash on the bottom which was bleeding pretty bad. I freaked out right there thinking I was dying. I thought I was bleeding to death. I started thinking, "oh , i'm on acid, and it's gonna kill me!"
SO I called 911 on myself and told them I was bleeding to death. They sent out a firetruck and by the time they arrived, I had wrapped my foot with my shirt like a turnequet. They looked at my foot and told me it's just a superficial cut, nothing serious, and that wrapping my foot up in a turnequet is only done when there is massive bloodloss and it has to be stopped, otherwise I could lose the limb. They were pretty annoyed and asked me if I was on any substances. I straight up told them, "It's the LSD freakin me out." I really thought they would have arrested me or something, one guy just said, "Didn't know that was still going around."
They asked if I wanted to go to the hospital, but I was like HELL NO, "Can you just wrap my foot up in bandages?" They did, and left, probably pissed off at having to come out at 2AM. I was still Jimi Hindrix trippin, but I was terrified of going home. So I got in my car, turned on ASOT 2004 - Dark Side, and just sat there staring at all the patterns in my car's upholstery, dashboard, everything was turning into patterns and artwork, even though it was just normal you'de never notice. I finally went home at 6AM...That's probably the second craziest night of my life....:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
Moral of story: LSD can make you lose total control, so be very very careful with it. Choose the right setting!!
I never understood why firetrucks came out on medical calls :conf:
Krypton
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Originally posted by Elec
I never understood why firetrucks came out on medical calls :conf:
Not enough ambulances probably..
gehzumteufel
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Originally posted by Elec
I never understood why firetrucks came out on medical calls :conf:
Dumbass. Why would you need an ambulance to come out for something that doesn't require an ambulance? Unless the 911 operator can determine that it ACTUALLY IS life threatening, they will always dispatch a firetruck. Also there are way more firetrucks than ambulances.
