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Official ask the token gay guy anything you want thread (pg. 19)
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by bananas
ok, this was predictable :]]
i just posted some in the pics thread a day or two ago :P
either way i am good lookin, doesn't matter in what form, fruits or humans:gsmile: |
Wow you're a freakin hot set of bananas!!!! Post link to where you posted your pics...I am too lazy to find them. [edit] found your pics. Wow you are HOT! I will talk to you with a positive bias from now on due to my secret crush on you. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scottaculous
How come most gay men I've met are rich and successful? |
Because they don't accidentally get women pregnant.
| quote: | | They wear trendy clothes, live in posh apartments, and spend more money in Starbucks than some people's entire annual salary. Is it because they don't waste their time on irrational, fussy women but rather on important things like money and the latest A/X sandles. |
I'm placing bets that to some degree part of their brain is genetically female. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bulgatti
Your nipples are ugly. You're sprouting a double chin. But grrrrl I'm diggin' the eyebrow arch and Bonnie Bell gloss plumpdicksuck lips.Your apt is . Do not tell me that's scotch tape on your front door for a Tuesday/Thursday 5p.m. step class. Do you wear penny loafers?
YOu've never been off 'til you feel the cold steel toe point of my boot rip your rare hole as deep you can throat my pounding your tonsils.I'll stain your teeth so white you won't need to brush for a week.Message me;) |
My nipples were hard cuz it was cold! And you can't see my double chin in any of those pics! My apt is THE and that's scotch tape posting up "music completion 2008 goals," "monthly bills" and a calendar which I haven't updated since February.
Anyway I have no idea what that second paragraph means but sounds hot because you put winky face at the end. Let's date. |
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| Bulgatti |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
My nipples were hard cuz it was cold! And you can't see my double chin in any of those pics! My apt is THE and that's scotch tape posting up "music completion 2008 goals," "monthly bills" and a calendar which I haven't updated since February.
Anyway I have no idea what that second paragraph means but sounds hot because you put winky face at the end. Let's date. |
Maybe, just maybe. Your hard on in the first pic isn't big enough for me. But your bellybutton is pure sex. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
"2008 goals," |
what are/were your goals for '08?
also, why have i not received a demo CD? |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Because they don't accidentally get women pregnant.
I'm placing bets that to some degree part of their brain is genetically female. |
...which is exactly why I would welcome gay couples in my neighbourhood. They have a great sense of style, impecably maintain their lawn, house facade and gardens and renovate. When gay couples move into your neighbourhoods, they actually increase the value of homes around them. One retired couple lives near me and their modest home is the best maintained on the block. |
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| Krypton |
eat up jake..
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krypton
eat up jake..
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WOW! That's the most frightening thing and I want to eat it. I like you Krypton.
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
what are/were your goals for '08?
also, why have i not received a demo CD? |
To produce a ONE track a week (I'm way behind...I'm up to "April 22nd"). I'll give you a (slightly outdated) demo CD. Just give me ur address (PM or text). OR...I can just give you several links to download high quality mp3s of my shizzz.
| quote: | Originally posted by Bulgatti
Maybe, just maybe. Your hard on in the first pic isn't big enough for me. But your bellybutton is pure sex. |
LMAO. My belly button is not a vagina. I got bigger since that pic. Was 150 in it, now am 162lbs. |
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| bananas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Wow you're a freakin hot set of bananas!!!! Post link to where you posted your pics...I am too lazy to find them. [edit] found your pics. Wow you are HOT! I will talk to you with a positive bias from now on due to my secret crush on you. |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Because they don't accidentally get women pregnant. |
lol, best answer ever |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bulgatti
YOu've never been off 'til you feel the cold steel toe point of my boot rip your rare hole as deep you can throat my pounding your tonsils.I'll stain your teeth so white you won't need to brush for a week.Message me;) |
Wow, if this is not the loudest scream for attention from the abyss of a well-padded closet, I don't know what is.
Funniest thing, I stumbled upon some skinhead's rant about homosexuals, jews, hispanics and blacks on a skinhead forum. He went on to say how he would play pick and chose who would go to the gas chaimbers first, would it be blacks, hispanics, jews or gays. He picked gay. He then went on on few more little rants. Well, I'm a nosy little ******. I went and looked at his post history, found some images linked in his posts. Some showed lynchings, concentration camp shots, like that - you know, tipical neonazzi . I got very curious about some of these pics and brought up the properties and surfed to the linked folder. Lo and behold - I find a collection of various pictarz. Among the usual hate , I find a load of interesting pics. Now, the thing that did him in is that he used the same folder name as his nic on the forum, so I knew it was his .
What do I find? Oh let's see... about 20 or so pictures of various gay acts performed by skinheaded men with a swastica flag hanging in the background... But he wasn't 100% homo. He had some child porn on there as well. Tisk Tisk. Bad move, mate. Linky to child pronz was emailed along with whois info to the FBI and local police department for his unmasked domain registration... I thought about posting links to his gay pictars on the nazzi forum but that would have scared him into pulling them off. So I just hoped that lawmen did something.
Dunno if they did but few weeks later the site was listed as "suspended for violation of TOS". I guess he'll get to experience some real prison twinkies after all, no? |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
Wow, if this is not the loudest scream for attention from the abyss of a well-padded closet, I don't know what is.
Funniest thing, I stumbled upon some skinhead's rant about homosexuals, jews, hispanics and blacks on a skinhead forum. He went on to say how he would play pick and chose who would go to the gas chaimbers first, would it be blacks, hispanics, jews or gays. He picked gay. He then went on on few more little rants. Well, I'm a nosy little ******. I went and looked at his post history, found some images linked in his posts. Some showed lynchings, concentration camp shots, like that - you know, tipical neonazzi . I got very curious about some of these pics and brought up the properties and surfed to the linked folder. Lo and behold - I find a collection of various pictarz. Among the usual hate , I find a load of interesting pics. Now, the thing that did him in is that he used the same folder name as his nic on the forum, so I knew it was his .
What do I find? Oh let's see... about 20 or so pictures of various gay acts performed by skinheaded men with a swastica flag hanging in the background... But he wasn't 100% homo. He had some child porn on there as well. Tisk Tisk. Bad move, mate. Linky to child pronz was emailed along with whois info to the FBI and local police department for his unmasked domain registration... I thought about posting links to his gay pictars on the nazzi forum but that would have scared him into pulling them off. So I just hoped that lawmen did something.
Dunno if they did but few weeks later the site was listed as "suspended for violation of TOS". I guess he'll get to experience some real prison twinkies after all, no? |
good on you, man. |
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