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Official ask the token gay guy anything you want thread (pg. 23)
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by bucke
are you really gay or just faking it? how many gays have you had gay sex with? have you had gay sex with bas yet? |
Really fo shizz I'm gays. I don't know why I am because everytime I go to a gay bar I don't fit in at all. I've had sex with many gays. I've even had sex with a few str8s (who later became gay...I was their first...SCORE!) No I haven't stuck up the bas.
| quote: | Originally posted by Moore Kowbell
Would anybody here care about you if you didn't broadcast that you're gay? |
It'd be nice if you set yourself on fire actually. Can you do that for us? Thanks, and btw stop advertising that retarded cowbell skit from SNL. It was funny 5 years ago. |
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| bananas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
I plan on having children with my best (super hot blonde haired blue eyed female) friend at the age of 30 if she doesn't find a hubby by then. |
pics or stfu |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by bananas
pics or stfu |
mr hot banana i will take pics when i see her in a couple weeks and post. |
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| Gauss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
There's a stigma in the US where if you pay the slightest compliment to a guy's physique you're labeled as gay. |
That's not only in US. People are stupid and ignorant elsewhere too. |
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| josh rising |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Probably. I won't date a guy if he's got an above average and expects to stick it in my pooper.
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no wonder you haven't answered my PM still. .
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| Krypton |
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| medinaM5 |
| I don't have a microwave but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks . |
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| DJ Shibby |
Have you ever taken off every zig?
If not, have you ever considered it, for great justice? |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
I've even had sex with a few str8s (who later became gay...) |
Does not compute.
Unless, rape. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| when you're on a first date, does one open the door for the other? who pays for dinner? is the one who doesn't pay expected to put out? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spacey Orange
when you're on a first date, does one open the door for the other? who pays for dinner? is the one who doesn't pay expected to put out? |
Got a hot date tonight? |
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