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Official ask the token gay guy anything you want thread (pg. 21)
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| LinX |
| do you guys really save a bunch of money on your car insurance? |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by LinX
do you guys really save a bunch of money on your car insurance? |
ing hell :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| pierre_escargot |
| Is it true that a gay couple would make great parents to young kids? ... seen as you already have experience in dealing with over-exaggerated tantrums, and that you know when to put talcum powder on a sore bottom. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by pierre_escargot
Is it true that a gay couple would make great parents to young kids? ... seen as you already have experience in dealing with over-exaggerated tantrums, and that you know when to put talcum powder on a sore bottom. |
No homosexual makes a good parent. All of us homosexuals actually eat children. In fact I just ate your baby while you were away typing in the c0r.
| quote: | Originally posted by leebates1986
i heard when gays get circumsised their partner keeps the foreskin to use as chewing gum...............any truth in that? |
Homosexuals don't get circumcised. They have anal sex. |
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| leebates1986 |
| whatever floats your boat :) |
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| Renzo |
| I hear gay guys like to eat . Why the irony, fag? |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
I hear gay guys like to eat . Why the irony, fag? |
We have to do once in a while in order to create this illusion that we are open minded, and we use that as an argument to convince the straight guys to be "open minded" and let us go down on them. |
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| aNYthing |
| So, let me get this straight... *cough*... You like pokin the starfish, yet won't poke a hole that feels much nicer (not to mention somewhat cleaner)? Call me greedy but I'll take 3 able holes over 2 holes and a cumstick any day. Buuut... in the gym, I've caught myself looking at some nicely toned dudes and admiring their physique (mostly thinking how many days a week for how many years I'd have to work out to look like that). Dear gay guy, am I teh gay? |
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| Renzo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
We have to do once in a while in order to create this illusion that we are open minded, and we use that as an argument to convince the straight guys to be "open minded" and let us go down on them. |
i hear ya...i'm sorry you have to eat once in a while...at least you take one for the team |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
. in the gym, I've caught myself looking at some nicely toned dudes and admiring their physique (mostly thinking how many days a week for how many years I'd have to work out to look like that). Dear gay guy, am I teh gay? |
Yes and no. Yes because you typed "teh." No because you can check out guys without being attracted to them sexually. There's a stigma in the US where if you pay the slightest compliment to a guy's physique you're labeled as gay. But it's not necessarily true. I can admire and often stare at chicks. If someone has a perfect physique, to not stare is denying your admiration for human aesthetics. |
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| echosystm |
| i heard that a significant (> 30%) proportion of gays do not engage in recieving penetration. is this true? |
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