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| jonas |
Why don't women need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove. |
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| jonas |
What do you do when the dish washer is broken?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get to work |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by GTS3gEclipse
I can't believe no1 has said these yet...
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Why don't women need a drivers license?
There's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she gives it to you.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant. |
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| Silky Johnson |
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice. |
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| Slylee |
i have a funny picture on my hd at work. it's a bunch of feminists protesting and there's a dude in the back holding up a poster that says, "IRON MY SHIRT BITCH".
lol
i'm sure someone has it or knows about it. |
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| Lilith |
Two men are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his bits.
"I sure wish I could do that," said one guy. To which the other replied,
"Don't you think you ought to pat him first??" |
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| 72hrpartyanimal |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are. |
How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?
11! 1 to change the bulb and the other 10 can suck my dick!!! |
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| nefardec |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonas
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice |
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| quote: | Originally posted by 72hrpartyanimal
How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?
11! 1 to change the bulb and the other 10 can suck my dick!!! |
OOOOHHHH YEAHHH!
NICE ONE BRUV!!!
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| Renzo |
lulz |
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