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Sexist Joke Thread (pg. 5)
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| iammesol |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
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My God :stongue: |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
My God :stongue: |
...it's full of stars? :tongue3 |
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| aNYthing |
Q: What do you call a woman with parkinsons and a yeast infection?
A: Shake-n-Bake
Q: Why do women's nipples have bumps?
A: It's a writing in braille that says "lick here"
Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because they think we care |
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| aNYthing |
warning *bad one*
Q: Why did the Royal Family want to squash the Princes Di crash investigation?
A: They knew who was driving the car
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Q: What do you call two blondes in a jeep?
A: Dual airbags |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are. |
LOL!!
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You have been waiting for an opportunity to post that, haven't you :p |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
LOL!!
:stongue:
You have been waiting for an opportunity to post that, haven't you :p |
actually no. It was just a spur of the minute thing, and I didn't think anyone would actually find it funny. I'm pretty impressed :p |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
Q: What do you call a woman with parkinsons and a yeast infection?
A: Shake-n-Bake
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Ugh, finally, one I haven't heard a million times before. Well done. :) |
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| aquila |
Why was the shopping trolley invented?
To teach women to stand on their hind legs. |
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| aNYthing |
Q: What does WIFE mean?
A: It's a job description: Wash, Iron, , Etc. |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
son asks dad: "dad, what does a woman's vagina look like?"
dad: "son, before sex, it looks like a stunningly beautiful rose with morning dew on it."
son: "what about after sex?"
dad: "son, have you seen a bulldog that just ate a jar of mayonaise?"
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fkn lOL!
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
Whats the difference between your wife and your dog?
Walking the dog is relaxing. |
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| Azz3D |
God creates a man and tells him "I'm happy with my work. Real beautiful specimen. You may live"
God creates a woman and tells her ".. and you... you will have to put make up on..." |
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| hooknife |
This should sum it up.
Man's Life Before and After Marriage
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