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Sexist Joke Thread (pg. 4)
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| medinaM5 |
| How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? - None, they just sit in the dark and whine about it |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
OOOOHHHH YEAHHH!
NICE ONE BRUV!!!
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lol |
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| AustralianGQ |
| lol these are awesome, post more! |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
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| PhaseFour |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
lulz |
lol ill take it :P |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lol I reposted a joke. . |
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| iammesol |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Lol I reposted a joke. . |
lol, I was going to say something making fun of the "you already told her twice" and your repost, but I couldn't figure out anything witty. At least you caught it before someone posted about it. :p |
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| noikeee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are. |
rofl :stongue: |
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| aNYthing |
son asks dad: "dad, what does a woman's vagina look like?"
dad: "son, before sex, it looks like a stunningly beautiful rose with morning dew on it."
son: "what about after sex?"
dad: "son, have you seen a bulldog that just ate a jar of mayonaise?"
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redneck is driving with his wife in a pouring rain. his wife spots a shrivveling skunk on the side of the road. "Stop! Stop!" she yells. The husband slams on his pickup truck's breaks and brings it to a stop. Woman jumps out, grabs the skunk, brings him into the pickup.
H: "why did you pick him up?",
W: "oh hon, he was gonna die out there. I HAD TO SAVE HIM
H: "well, allrigh"
W: "But hon, where should I put him?"
H: "I dunno. stick him in the back"
W: "No, he may fall out or get hurt"
H: ", I dunno! Put him between your legs then!"
W: "But hun! what about the smell????"
H: " woman, do I have to figure out everything? Simple - just cover his nose!" |
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Lol I reposted a joke. . |
no wonder, you're a "woman" |
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| aNYthing |
A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago?" the man let out a sigh "thank for that i thought i had gone deaf!"
Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
Why do women live longer than men?
Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking.
How do you blind a woman?
Put a windshield in front of her.
Adam and Eve are relaxing on the beach. Eve wonders into the ocean and starts rinsing up. Adam scoffs: "That's ing great! Now the fish will smell like it too!"
God creates Adam but sees that he's bored. He asks Adam "Hey Adam, I see you're bored and lonely. What do you say if I took one of your eyes but gave you a mate that was perfect in every way, great companion, terrific friend, everything you always wanted but never knew?" Adam (after pondering for a bit) - "An eye you say? I dunno... What can I get for a rib?" |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
no wonder, you're a "woman" |
Heyoooooooooo!
*punches self in the crotch* |
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