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Taking A Dump In A Nightclub (pg. 3)
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| Dj Nacht |
| I took a good old fashioned on speed in an afterhour many years ago. I remembered enjoying it in a sketchy paranoid sort of way. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
I have hovered. Just watch for the splash! |
Exactly, man. I used to worry about such, but once you realize that teh splash is almost inescapable, you just eventually say it and mount damned near any throne!:eyespop: |
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| cmay119 |
| Nightclub restrooms have to be the worst places ever to take a . Some around here don't even have doors on the stalls. So forget about ting in peace. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by JD8180
+1 I'm the shyest pooper. :( |
+1 on your +1
I HATE ting in public. I can't do it if there's someone else in the bathroom. I used to have my favorite secretive toilet in the library at FSU... 3rd floor tucked away in a corner that nobody ever went to. One day, I had the to end all s brewing while I was in there plagiarizing a paper, and made my move to the bathroom. It was perfect... total silence, pristine stall... then bam! Some f*cker came in and sat in the stall next to me.
He seemed to be in the same predicament as me. You could hear a ing pin drop in there.... neither of us made a sound or moved an inch, and seemed determined to wait the other person out. I ing sat there for 15 minutes before he finally got up and left without ting. I then proceeded to take the most glorious ever. Victory was mine! |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
+1 on your +1
I HATE ting in public. I can't do it if there's someone else in the bathroom. I used to have my favorite secretive toilet in the library at FSU... 3rd floor tucked away in a corner that nobody ever went to. One day, I had the to end all s brewing while I was in there plagiarizing a paper, and made my move to the bathroom. It was perfect... total silence, pristine stall... then bam! Some f*cker came in and sat in the stall next to me.
He seemed to be in the same predicament as me. You could hear a ing pin drop in there.... neither of us made a sound or moved an inch, and seemed determined to wait the other person out. I ing sat there for 15 minutes before he finally got up and left without ting. I then proceeded to take the most glorious ever. Victory was mine! |
:haha: yeah! pwnt! |
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| PressPLay |
A few years ago I was taking a disgusting E dump at a co-ed washroom at the annual Bal en Blanc (White Party) in Montreal. Most horrendous bowel movement because the several E's gave me gut-rot that night. Anyway, I was using the toilet doing the number 2 when I heard two girls come into the stall next to mine.
Long story short, I could hear lots of moaning going on after a few minutes of listening in. The pervert in me decided to pop my head over for a little peeping tom after my dump. Was in total heaven when 2 beautiful stripper-like girls shed their angelic costumes and were stark naked. It was just amazing watching 2 girls go at it, as one girl was performing cunnilingus on the other. Only got to watch for like 10-15 seconds in fear of getting caught. :mad: The best dump of my life. Amazing things always seem to happen to me in Montreal. :toocool: |
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| ziptnf |
| I'm not a member of the ting while rolling club, but I am a member of the puking while candy flipping club. I hadn't even eaten anything :wtf: |
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| Teh Jim |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
E gives me the chronic runs, so yes, basically every time i party i have to take one huge runny dump. and i ing hate public toilets, let alone ones in clubs :( |
I cry if I get that feeling in Halo any time after the first 4 minutes the club opens! |
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| Scoops |
| I use the employee bathroom |
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| inconspicuous |
what kind of music do you prefer when you have to go?
trance to in a club to? |
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| Scoops |
| quote: | Originally posted by inconspicuous
what kind of music do you prefer when you have to go?
trance to in a club to? |
Break Beats |
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| Domesticated |
I remember going to a big warehouse rave some years back. There was an area fenced off with about 20 portaloos arranged in a semi-circle and someone had taken a right in the middle of the circle, on the concrete floor.
I'm not sure how/if they did it unnoticed, or how they wiped. |
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