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Taking A Dump In A Nightclub (pg. 4)
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| Scruffy |
| I have a come up pooh all the time in nightclubs! |
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| Fpcookie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
I'm not sure how/if they did it unnoticed, or how they wiped. |
standing up. clearly :p |
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| lawrenceq |
| I know Ive mentioned this in another thread before... but Guv nightclub, labour of love 2007, and 2006 now I think about it. It sucks because it feels like everything is shaking around you cos of the speakers, and you do not want to touch anything for support. pure nasty. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I love club dumps. yeah, vagal stimulation. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by noikeee
Now imagine having a psychological "peeing problem" where you have trouble peeing with people next to you, or with people waiting by the stall, or even just because of loud music. You fail to take a leak, get out of the stall, and then on the trip back home have all your friends making fun of you for being the guy "that always takes a at clubs", while having a massive ing bladder pain. 
Yes, I'm speaking from personal experience. I'd trade this for an actual pooping spree any day. |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
+1 on your +1
I HATE ting in public. I can't do it if there's someone else in the bathroom. I used to have my favorite secretive toilet in the library at FSU... 3rd floor tucked away in a corner that nobody ever went to. One day, I had the to end all s brewing while I was in there plagiarizing a paper, and made my move to the bathroom. It was perfect... total silence, pristine stall... then bam! Some f*cker came in and sat in the stall next to me.
He seemed to be in the same predicament as me. You could hear a ing pin drop in there.... neither of us made a sound or moved an inch, and seemed determined to wait the other person out. I ing sat there for 15 minutes before he finally got up and left without ting. I then proceeded to take the most glorious ever. Victory was mine! |
I've had both these experiences.
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| MeLLyMeL |
lol. I don't really give a fuk.
I wherever and I don't care! Mostly because I do coke and I call that gym in a bag. Anything you eat before - comes right out
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
lol. I don't really give a fuk.
I wherever and I don't care! Mostly because I do coke and I call that gym in a bag. Anything you eat before - comes right out
\o/ |
I never have this problem...maybe cause the I do isn't laced with baby laxatives? |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
I never have this problem...maybe cause the I do isn't laced with baby laxatives? |
Or semen. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
Or semen. |
LOL |
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| msz |
| this is turning me on |
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| Taranis |
Yeah, I usually have to take a 'come up dump.' I think MDMA and meth stimulates my metabolism or something.
Worst thing ever was having to take a dump during my first acid trip at maybe 4am. You can imagine what state the toilets were in by then. Luckily I found a stall that wasn't completely toxic and made do, but acid made the whole thing quite a task. |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Taranis
Worst thing ever was having to take a dump during my first acid trip at maybe 4am. You can imagine what state the toilets were in by then. Luckily I found a stall that wasn't completely toxic and made do, but acid made the whole thing quite a task. |
THe time I took took much acid, tried taking a piss, and the entire bathroom became animated, with all the patterns in the floor, and walls animating into Egyptian hieroglyphic graffiti, and even though it was quiet, I heard clocks ticking, bells dinging, clicks, cartoon noises, all going off at the same time. The most intense piss of my life...:nervous: |
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