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Taking A Dump In A Nightclub (pg. 5)
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| bas |
I do my disco dumps before I go out. 2 lines and a vodka cran and I'm ting like it's going out of style.
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Ben, the purest of cocaine will make you poo. It's a diuretic by nature (is that the right term?). |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
I do my disco dumps before I go out. 2 lines and a vodka cran and I'm ting like it's going out of style.
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Ben, the purest of cocaine will make you poo. It's a diuretic by nature (is that the right term?). |
Bas enjoys an ennema as much as 2 lines of coke and a cranberry vodka.
Its such a struggle to pick one for him :/ |
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| Spacey Orange |
i'd take a good at a club a million times over what happened to me some years back.
| quote: | about three years i found myself in mexico on holiday but unfortunately came down with some rancid instestinal affliction. despite this, my mate somwhow convinced me to go out with him to pick up some chicks at a senor frogs. after pounding a few, we hooked up with some chicks and decided to go to an afterparty. before we could go, i was overcome with stomach pains and, what i beleived at the time, was some incredible amount of flatulence. i should have gone home, but he beer had screwed up my judgement.
so we took off riding around the city and i started to shart. this was no ordinary shart though. i could feel the squishy crap in my underpants and it began to soak through. the car started to smell quickly, so lit a smoke, but it didn't have any effect; everyone was coming on to my predicament. they started to say this it smelled like and that it was the guy from san francisco. after a while we finally went to some mentally handicapped girl's house because another guy that we were with wanted a quickie with her. after a couple of minutes there i excused myself to go to the restroom and stuffed my then soiled underpants under that poor girls toilet tank's cover. |
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| bas |
| One time I thought I my pants while I was partying. I was just tripping hardcore because of 2ci. I should have known something was up when the entire club looked like the Deathstar. |
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| Jake Benson |
| I wrote a song about pissing on the dance floor. I passed out the demo to everyone at a Billboard summit. No one signed me. |
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| Scruffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Taranis
Yeah, I usually have to take a 'come up dump.' I think MDMA and meth stimulates my metabolism or something.
Worst thing ever was having to take a dump during my first acid trip at maybe 4am. You can imagine what state the toilets were in by then. Luckily I found a stall that wasn't completely toxic and made do, but acid made the whole thing quite a task. |
MDMA has to be the worst for come up s, ill always guaranteed to have one if im on mdma! |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spacey Orange
i'd take a good at a club a million times over what happened to me some years back. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Did you ever hear back from the girl? |
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| bigsnail |
| if there is any kind of mdma/blow/acid involved in my night....the next day, i'll have a case of gernade ass for sure. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Ben, the purest of cocaine will make you poo. It's a diuretic by nature (is that the right term?). |
It's the right term...but diuretics make you excrete urine, not .
Diuresis = increased formation and secretion of urine.
So actually no, it's not the right term. Stupid. |
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| Renzo |
Not true. While diuretics are primarily used for urine, they are used for bowel movements/excretions as well.
Of course laxatives are far more common. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Ben, the purest of cocaine will make you poo. It's a diuretic by nature (is that the right term?). |
Well I have no urge to after doing it. Unless having to like 8-10hrs after doing it is considered normal. |
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