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Fck Buddies (pg. 8)
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by CranberryJuice
and do the girls need to have a car as well?or if they dont do they become potentially unattractive? |
no, girls just need to have a nice rack, decent ass, and smell nice. :) |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
no, girls just have to put out. :) |
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| denys envy |
is buddy the same thing as booty call? (has this already been established? I don't want to weed through this whole thing to find out).
if that the case, yes, i have many. on any random night i'll go through my list and one of them is bound to pick up on it.
then there's also the "last call". these are the '1. fat with a cute face/tight , or 2. nice body with an ugly face' girls that you call when the above-mentioned don't answer.
usually i don't resort myself to such cruelty to animals, but once in a blue moon it's always good to peg back your standards a few notches, tell her to put that vodka in the freezer for when you come over @ 4 am, and hit it like a reverse-werewolf (howling at the rising sun). |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
is buddy the same thing as booty call? (has this already been established? I don't want to weed through this whole thing to find out).
if that the case, yes, i have many. on any random night i'll go through my list and one of them is bound to pick up on it.
then there's also the "last call". these are the '1. fat with a cute face/tight , or 2. nice body with an ugly face' girls that you call when the above-mentioned don't answer.
usually i don't resort myself to such cruelty to animals, but once in a blue moon it's always good to peg back your standards a few notches, tell her to put that vodka in the freezer for when you come over @ 4 am, and hit it like a reverse-werewolf (howling at the rising sun). |
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| elFreak |
sometimes masturbation won't do and it is more fun to abuse others.
hear hear denys. |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
sometimes masturbation won't do and it is more fun to abuse others.
hear hear denys. |
i think what gets me the most into that particular situation is that anal is almost guaranteed. those types of bitches don't get dick on a regular basis, so they're willing to succumb to your every need.
if you train them proper (usually after 1 or 2 times) you can roll in there with a g of coke in your pocket, make her do a couple of lines off your penis, then pound it. and by it i mean everything, leave no stone unturned. every hole dude, every one of them. and it, kick in her television, if you have to, in the process. she'll think you're being a passionate lover, while you're just some who kicked in her TV for the hell of it. after breaking a few bathroom fixtures you can move to the kitchen and make sure whatever is on the counters... gets off. use her bare back to knock down. |
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| enydo |
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| stace |
| Kinda, but onlywhen I get stupidly drunk and forget why I stopped seeing him in the first place. Woops! |
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
i think what gets me the most into that particular situation is that anal is almost guaranteed. those types of bitches don't get dick on a regular basis, so they're willing to succumb to your every need.
if you train them proper (usually after 1 or 2 times) you can roll in there with a g of coke in your pocket, make her do a couple of lines off your penis, then pound it. and by it i mean everything, leave no stone unturned. every hole dude, every one of them. and it, kick in her television, if you have to, in the process. she'll think you're being a passionate lover, while you're just some who kicked in her TV for the hell of it. after breaking a few bathroom fixtures you can move to the kitchen and make sure whatever is on the counters... gets off. use her bare back to knock down. |
those days are over for me now, so i live through you:p |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
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see you gotta be careful, tho. around with the wrong girl and have PETA bust in through the door. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by stace
Kinda, but onlywhen I get stupidly drunk and forget why I stopped seeing him in the first place. Woops! |
lol I think we all have those lapses in judgment at times. |
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