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Fck Buddies (pg. 9)
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
those days are over for me now, so i live through you:p |
yeah i feel the end is near for me too. Someone told me once you hit 27 it's not the same anymore. |
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| elFreak |
| it is better, because the young whores want the monaaaaaay. :p |
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
is buddy the same thing as booty call? (has this already been established? I don't want to weed through this whole thing to find out).
if that the case, yes, i have many. on any random night i'll go through my list and one of them is bound to pick up on it.
then there's also the "last call". these are the '1. fat with a cute face/tight , or 2. nice body with an ugly face' girls that you call when the above-mentioned don't answer.
usually i don't resort myself to such cruelty to animals, but once in a blue moon it's always good to peg back your standards a few notches, tell her to put that vodka in the freezer for when you come over @ 4 am, and hit it like a reverse-werewolf (howling at the rising sun). |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
i think what gets me the most into that particular situation is that anal is almost guaranteed. those types of bitches don't get dick on a regular basis, so they're willing to succumb to your every need.
if you train them proper (usually after 1 or 2 times) you can roll in there with a g of coke in your pocket, make her do a couple of lines off your penis, then pound it. and by it i mean everything, leave no stone unturned. every hole dude, every one of them. and it, kick in her television, if you have to, in the process. she'll think you're being a passionate lover, while you're just some who kicked in her TV for the hell of it. after breaking a few bathroom fixtures you can move to the kitchen and make sure whatever is on the counters... gets off. use her bare back to knock down. |
two posts of pure ing gold man |
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| Frenchie |
| A few of you talk too much for your own good.:stongue: |
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| elFreak |
| i have a picture of frenchie holding a big black christmas dildo.:p |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i have a picture of frenchie holding a big black christmas dildo.:p |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
A few of you talk too much for your own good.:stongue: |
You'll notice that I didn't say anything about us:gsmile: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| My bf is my buddy. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
My bf is my buddy. |
So then what is our relationship!? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| You're my man-bitch. |
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