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FAO: Chicks in Aisle 3 [next to the salad dressing and the mayo]
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| tubularbills |
PICK HER UP IN AISLE 3:
these emails i get from Men's Health crack me up sometimes. but i read this one, and i could have sworn that either slylee or jenny had mentioned something about being hit on in the supermarket...lol
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There's a reason they created fancy grocery stores like Whole Foods: to bring together good-looking people of the opposite sex in a cozy, appetite-stimulating environment. So if you're not picking up women along with your fruits and veggies, you're missing out on a prime opportunity to snag a girlfriend (or just a booty-call) by Christmas. Some things to keep in mind:
Best time to try: Thursday or Friday between 7 and 9 p.m.—when taken chicks are usually out with their boyfriends.
Who to look for: A babe who's still dressed up in her work clothes, and therefore feeling more confident and flirty than she would in sweats.
What to say: Ask for her help—women can't resist a man in supermarket distress. You heard spaghetti squash was a good sub for pasta—does she know what it looks like? Which hot chocolate do kids like best? (Because, you know, you like to keep some around for your nephew.)
How to get her number: Don't. Instead, give her your card and say something adorably self-effacing, such as, "Hey, if you ever feel like doing some charity work and helping a guy learn how to cook, give me a call."
Advanced move: If you live in a relatively small city or town, chat her up the first time you see her, but wait until you bump into her again to give her your number. Of course, that means staking out the store. But, hey, that's why they added chairs and tables near the coffee bar.
xo,
Nicole Beland
The Men's Health Girl Next Door
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a few questions:
fellas: would you go up to her and be like, "check out my cucumber?"
gay-fellas: would this work in the meat section?
ladies: is this for real?
lilith-ladies: where do you pick up chicks in the grocery store? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Wasn't me. I don't put out the "please hit on me" vibe. |
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| airwalker1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Wasn't me. I don't put out the "please hit on me" vibe. |
why arn't i surprised:D |
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| elFreak |
they are easier to pick up near the mayo because they are fat whores.
eye'll |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Aisle. |
lol, . i knew something didn't look right. thanks. |
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