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Advice On How To Get Laid......... (pg. 2)
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| OrZonE |
| quote: | Originally posted by lMIlk
i'm sorry heres how:
1. steal your parents gun
2. go to your local high school or middle school ( if you like them young )
3. put a gun to a little girls head
4.enjoy |
LoL :stongue: :crazy: |
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| Trancender |
I am 16 also and just recently "Engaged" (got a gurlfriend)
I'm looking @ a good year b 4 gettin sex.
My advice is to work on her thats all but if u've been with her 4 more that a year and she still isn't ready take |MI|k's advice and
1. steal your parents gun
2. go to your local high school or middle school ( if you like them young )
3. put a gun to a little girls head
4.enjoy
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| Orbax |
A lot of girls are onto the I love you thing. Drunk is the best. The way to make the girls keep drinking is to look at them with big eyes, tilt your head to the side a little, raise your eyebrows and ask in a little voice "for me? just a little bit?" I got this chick to down a couple too many with this method and we were walkin arm and arm down the hall in no time muah muah muah
*note* we didnt have sex. Although im sure we could have. Im too much of a gentleman to do this kind of thing. I just like getting girls drunk, im sadistic or something /shrug |
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| Dj Fred Lamar |
| quote: | Originally posted by lMIlk
heres waht you do
1.steal 10000 dollars from your parents
2. go to LA
3.get a ho
4.get aids
5.die |
haha...good one....but if you don't wanna die.....bag it with about 5 condoms......:stongue:
Nah.......invite a girl that you liek over to ur house and do stuff.....then stuff eventally leads to other *cough* stuff.....:toocool: |
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| inatrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lovely
be respectful of your girlie, it will pay off in the long run. ;) - Lovely |
Lovely you are so smart! :tongue3 :D I try my best...:crazy: :disbelief :disbelief :p |
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| kid nyce |
bend her over and stick it~!
hahaha ya heard...
but on the real tip, u gotta find a way to break the "touching" barrier with her, like how to get your hand up her shirt...start with her lower back holding her then play by tickling her sides...usually she'll pull closer to you and then its all in the kiss!
hope it works |
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| uwmadtrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
I just like getting girls drunk, im sadistic or something /shrug |
Sweet.
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| inatrance |
I'm waiting until, I'm married :)  |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
A lot of girls are onto the I love you thing. Drunk is the best. The way to make the girls keep drinking is to look at them with big eyes, tilt your head to the side a little, raise your eyebrows and ask in a little voice "for me? just a little bit?" I got this chick to down a couple too many with this method and we were walkin arm and arm down the hall in no time muah muah muah
*note* we didnt have sex. Although im sure we could have. Im too much of a gentleman to do this kind of thing. I just like getting girls drunk, im sadistic or something /shrug |
that's sick.
| quote: | but on the real tip, u gotta find a way to break the "touching" barrier with her, like how to get your hand up her shirt...start with her lower back holding her then play by tickling her sides...usually she'll pull closer to you and then its all in the kiss!
hope it works |
good advice. then you'll know if she wants to or not. |
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| cHiLD |
I can't believe how many of you are willing to take advantage of a girl. You think getting us drunk and using our vulnerability to get laid is fun?! What the is wrong with you? Whatever happened to a meaningful relationship and sex that is based on love?
Here's a wake-up call to all you guys out there:
HAVE SOME RESPECT!!
The world isn't full of drunken whores with no dignity.
Why would you want to ruin a girl's life?
To males "getting laid" is some kind of accomplishment, but to females IT MEANS ALOT MORE.
If you want to have sex with your girl, treat her right. Don't tell her you love her unless you mean it.
Once you love and respect each other, talk about going further. If she doesn't want to talk about it, she's not ready. If she's ready, well...you all have imaginations. |
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| tranceDJ |
Well I hope you guys know its considered rape if the girl is drunk and you are not and you have sex.
I would like to have sex as well but I'm not willing to go to those lengths. Also, don't be out just for sex...thats just stupid. I've seen people do stupid things when they're just out for sex...usually someone gets hurt. |
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| inatrance |
//Milks words
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i'm sorry heres how:
1. steal your parents gun
2. go to your local high school or middle school ( if you like them young )
3. put a gun to a little girls head
4.enjoy
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//Juricimo Responded with
| quote: | here is a tip. dont force her into sex if she's not ready.
>JM< |
//Milks Response to JM
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Originally posted by Juricimo
here is a tip. dont force her into sex if she's not ready.
>JM< |
yea isn't that a turn on they think you're sensitive huh
sorry i don't have other experience besides what i posted |
your one sick sick head lmilk, I thought you were cool, untill you thought it was cool/funny to rape people |
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