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Advice On How To Get Laid......... (pg. 7)
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| Orbax |
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| nate735 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lars Northrop
Whoever started this thread, there's one thing you should know. You will NEVER get laid by sitting at home in front of the computer and posting things like this on a message board.
Go out, meet people.
Nobody will come up to you and ask you to them. Despite what all the p0rn movies try to tell you, this is NOT going to happen. Nope. |
Agreed. This is good advice..... |
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| Sarcoman |
OMG there is so much stupid advice in this thread.
Look around you, there are so many people in this world that are getting laid. Ugly people, disabled people, religious people, non-religous people... everyone. Any advice in this thread that says you have to act one way or another is complete bull, cause anyone can get laid.
BE YOURSELF. Dont act different just to get laid. Be yourself, find a girl that likes you for who you are, and be patient. Eventually both of you will be ready for sex (unless one or the other is waiting for wedding rings).
As was mentioned earlier, if you want to see if she is ready, dont just go and ask.. "can we have sex now?", start by touching her back, tickling her, flirting with her. Slowly take the flirting closer and closer to sex. Even if it takes you a few nights... slowing bring her to a comfortable level, especially if she is a virgin, she's probably nervous to . She will respect you for respecting her, and trust you. Think of it, a virgin girls sexuality is fragile (in general, girls dont treat sex as an unemotional physical act, like guys do), if she doesnt trust you, why would she let you be the one to take her virginity.
Nate, i wish you luck, but you are only 16, dont rush things, and dont dump your girl just cause she wont have sex with you. Also, dont tell her you love her unless you do. I hate it when people use that word too casually.
Try this as well... If you talk to your girl about it, tell her that you want to make your relationship more intimate. Tell her that she can set the pace as to how far it goes. This will do two things, One: it will make her feel as if she is in control (women like that), and Two: if she is already curious about sex (which she is, face it, she is young and hormonal too), it will give her the green light, she might be thinking exactly what you are. |
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| apri_peel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vesa
In case someone should want a steady relationship with one girl only, this formula still works. She is going to get anxious about all the opportunities her boyfriend has to meet other girls, so she's gonna hook him up with sex. |
dont ever EVER do that. thats cheating, no one deserves to be cheated on and no real man would ever cheat on girl. if you ever do that to your girl she will never trust you and theres no way in hell you're getting laid, at least she wont be the one with you |
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| Orbax |
| I think he meant if you are a cool dude, your woman is gonna wanna make sure no other chicks get a peice of you, so shell F** you to keep your leash short |
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| burns |
1. Buy bottles of cheap cider
2. Drink with girl
3. Tell her you love her
4. Whack pot
5. Lose your V |
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| nate735 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sarcoman
OMG there is so much stupid advice in this thread.
Look around you, there are so many people in this world that are getting laid. Ugly people, disabled people, religious people, non-religous people... everyone. Any advice in this thread that says you have to act one way or another is complete bull, cause anyone can get laid.
BE YOURSELF. Dont act different just to get laid. Be yourself, find a girl that likes you for who you are, and be patient. Eventually both of you will be ready for sex (unless one or the other is waiting for wedding rings).
As was mentioned earlier, if you want to see if she is ready, dont just go and ask.. "can we have sex now?", start by touching her back, tickling her, flirting with her. Slowly take the flirting closer and closer to sex. Even if it takes you a few nights... slowing bring her to a comfortable level, especially if she is a virgin, she's probably nervous to . She will respect you for respecting her, and trust you. Think of it, a virgin girls sexuality is fragile (in general, girls dont treat sex as an unemotional physical act, like guys do), if she doesnt trust you, why would she let you be the one to take her virginity.
Nate, i wish you luck, but you are only 16, dont rush things, and dont dump your girl just cause she wont have sex with you. Also, dont tell her you love her unless you do. I hate it when people use that word too casually.
Try this as well... If you talk to your girl about it, tell her that you want to make your relationship more intimate. Tell her that she can set the pace as to how far it goes. This will do two things, One: it will make her feel as if she is in control (women like that), and Two: if she is already curious about sex (which she is, face it, she is young and hormonal too), it will give her the green light, she might be thinking exactly what you are. |
So when is your book coming out lol :). I think i am rushing myself, and i'm going to have a serious talk with her tonight to try to take it to the next level. I have noticed that she gets jealous when i talk to other girls at parties. So this must be a good sign. Thanks for the tip Einstien. :cool: |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| sarcoman, u're right in sum ways...but the way i see it, getting laid isn't the goal. getting laid with a HOT girl is what we want-or at least sum1 like me does :D as such, it really isn't as easy as u're making it out to be, because if it was, this thread wouldn'tve existed in the first place. |
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| Orbax |
| Alcohol renders ALL women helpless regardless of physical attractiveness. Bring Everclear with you and you are set. I mean, if you do that |
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| Sarcoman |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
sarcoman, u're right in sum ways...but the way i see it, getting laid isn't the goal. getting laid with a HOT girl is what we want-or at least sum1 like me does :D as such, it really isn't as easy as u're making it out to be, because if it was, this thread wouldn'tve existed in the first place. |
Quite true... getting laid by a hot girl is tougher than just getting laid. But then again, you shouldnt go out looking to get laid if your single, unless you just want a one night stand. I dont mind one nighters, but prefer relationships because the sex is more consistent. The tough part is getting a hot girl to be your girlfriend, once she is your girlfriend, my advice from earlier is strong. Another thread should be started, "How to get a hot girl to date you". |
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| AnotherWay83 |
yeah, totally right...i've been thinking about this for quite a while...heheh what can i do, my life is just so boring :D
anyway, theres only a small fraction of the population thats able, meaning only about 1/5 or maybe 1/4 of the female population turns u on...dont get me wrong, im no prince charming, but just because u're attracted to beauty, but can't ever get it, doesn't mean u automatically start going for the not-so-attractive ones even if u're not attracted to them...so its a ty situation that way...can't get what u want, dont want what u can get |
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