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Advice On How To Get Laid......... (pg. 8)
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| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
HOW THE DOES ONE GET LAID
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Take your good-looking pills every morning
I took mine >> :wtf: |
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| USMC_Greg |
you can always put a "want" thread up here at the TA forums.
you can say something like this;
16 y/o male, 5'6", 145 lbs, seeking a slim teenage chick for one night stand. I'm inexperienced, and willing to try anything. Alcohol (to make you think I'm hot) and condoms supplied. ICQ IANTRANCE at 406569843
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| nate735 |
| quote: | Originally posted by USMC_Greg
you can always put a "want" thread up here at the TA forums.
you can say something like this;
16 y/o male, 5'6", 145 lbs, seeking a slim teenage chick for one night stand. I'm inexperienced, and willing to try anything. Alcohol (to make you think I'm hot) and condoms supplied. ICQ IANTRANCE at 406569843
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :D :D :toothless :toothless /on floor
p.s. Imagine a dating forum on this site, sort of like a dating central for all ta's to hook up. That would be the . I think ill shut up now..:rolleyes: |
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| lMIlk |
| yes that made this thread just a little more desperate |
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| nate735 |
| quote: | Originally posted by lMIlk
yes that made this thread just a little more desperate |
Desperate?? Maybe you are. I ment it as a joke ...
To bring this back on topic i just got to 3rd base with my gf. I gave the speach that she is in control, and it fell write into play. Hopefully by this week im gonna nail her. :cool:
p.s. big thanks to Sarcoman for his advice.... big help :p
| quote: | | "Try this as well... If you talk to your girl about it, tell her that you want to make your relationship more intimate. Tell her that she can set the pace as to how far it goes. This will do two things, One: it will make her feel as if she is in control (women like that), and Two: if she is already curious about sex (which she is, face it, she is young and hormonal too), it will give her the green light, she might be thinking exactly what you are. " |
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| Juricimo |
| quote: | Originally posted by nate735
Hopefully by this week im gonna nail her.
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Haha....thats funny....well chances are that you will get laid....3rd base is cool.....i like that base. hmmm....just play your cards right....
>JM< |
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| Busy Child |
Im not sure if someone has given this advice yet, im too lazy to check . . . .go to www.askmen.com
Best site for guys about everything.
This is my bible. |
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| burns |
Youre not ready for sex dude, so shut up and keep wankin :)
What if your lass is a Trance Addict and comes online to see this, he he :):) |
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| Damo |
| quote: | Originally posted by burns
Youre not ready for sex dude, so shut up and keep wankin :)
What if your lass is a Trance Addict and comes online to see this, he he :):) |
he'd be dumped in 3.4 seconds...
i forgot who posted it in this thread... but the best advice is to not look for sex... just go out and try to meet new people and enjoy yourself... and if you're not capable of that then make yourself capable (ie. working out)... |
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| USMC_Greg |
Get rid of the girl that doesn't bang and get one that does.
After that, get rid of the girl that bangs, and find a better one. |
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| nate735 |
| quote: | Originally posted by burns
Youre not ready for sex dude, so shut up and keep wankin :)
What if your lass is a Trance Addict and comes online to see this, he he :):) |
I'd be bitch slapped if she saw this thread :eyes: Thank god for now shes not a tranceaddict :) By the time im done with her shes goona be living and breathing trance. :toocool:
| quote: | Get rid of the girl that doesn't bang and get one that does.
After that, get rid of the girl that bangs, and find a better one. |
This girl deffinatly bangs. She gets very horny around me after i got her to third base. By this week she will no longer be a virgin. :p |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by nate735
By this week she will no longer be a virgin. :p |
good :D throw in an extra thrust or two once in a while for me ;) |
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