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dating crazy chicks (pg. 23)
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| samochod |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bernd_Gradish
My ex was one of them. She was indeed in a mental institution once in her childhood.
Best sex EVER!!! |
I can attest to this. When it comes to sex crazy chicks are uninhibited and spontaneous. They'll liable to duck under the table and suck your dick off while you're having dinner with your friends. :crazy: |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by samochod
and she has bad penmanship. that's 2 strikes but I still wanna her. my dick is a bad judge of character. |
don't stick your dick in crazy! it will carve something on it! |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
somebody who is diametrically opposed to your way of life |
Diametrically opposed? Go start a poem thread. This one is about crazy chicks.
P.S. You sound like a fat virgin! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
LOL! Oh man... need a breather after that kneeslapper.
Why don't you go [that one thing] because you're like, soooo [that other thing]?!
HAW HAW HAW
In any case, if you couldn't tell how incredibly tongue-in-cheek I was being, then... well, I wouldn't expect much else out of you anyways, so keep on. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
LOL! Oh man... need a breather after that kneeslapper.
Why don't you go [that one thing] because you're like, soooo [that other thing]?!
HAW HAW HAW
In any case, if you couldn't tell how incredibly tongue-in-cheek I was being, then... well, I wouldn't expect much else out of you anyways, so keep on. |
I think you need to work on your sarcasm a little - try a little harder. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
No, it's you who needs to work on it! Take that!
In any case, you should probably stop taking insult tips from chach. They fall a tad short. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Bahahaha! Chach!! :stongue: |
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| whiskers |
| Ohh, how about the drunk test - if the girl, when moderately drunk, instead of getting horny or whatever gets sobby/emotional, RUN. |
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| Banora |
| What about if the girl is a giggly/happy drunk? |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
What about if the girl is a giggly/happy drunk? |
Then feed her more alcobooze untill she feels horny ;) |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
What about if the girl is a giggly/happy drunk? |
Covered by the "whatever" clause :toocool:
Unless she's 'psychotic' giggly and can't stop laughing. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
Unless she's 'psychotic' giggly and can't stop laughing. |
In that case, you first bang her and only then you shall run :D
One of the most disturbing images I wish I could unsee was this drooling girl having sex in a bathtub. It was a music video... it made me afraid and aroused :disbelief |
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