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How to look like a genius?
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| Meat187 |
So I have an important presentation tomorrow. I asked my tutor how to get a good grade and he said: "You must convince the professor that you're brilliant. Try to appear like a genius."
So what are the c0r's suggestions on how I can make myself look really intelligent? |
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| Ian |
| glasses & long words. That's the cromulent way to do it. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Study the material and always be the first person to raise your hand and obnoxiously answer every question the teacher asks before anybody else has a chance to. |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Study the material and always be the first person to raise your hand and obnoxiously answer every question the teacher asks before anybody else has a chance to. |
Ehm, it's a presentation. I'll be the only one the questions are directed at. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
Ehm, it's a presentation. I'll be the only one the questions are directed at. |
even better! |
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| TranceGiant |
| I'll break your bones, tie you to a wheelchair and whisper random pieces of information in a robotic voice whenever you turn your head to the left. |
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| Meat187 |
| So glasses, a wheelchair and using long words. Sound like a plan... |
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| samochod |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
So what are the c0r's suggestions on how I can make myself look really intelligent? |
Not possible |
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| creon444 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
So glasses, a wheelchair and using long words. Sound like a plan... |
That and a vocoder. Will pass for Stephen Hawking Jr. easily. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
Ehm, it's a presentation. I'll be the only one the questions are directed at. |
My advice still stands.  |
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| Acton |
| Mess your hair up and wear a lab coat. |
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| samochod |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
My advice still stands. |
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