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Have you been in a fight?
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| DigiNut |
This came up in a recent discussion; I've always maintained that every man, or at least every man who calls himself a man, has been in at least one fight. This turned out to be a surprise for some people. A quick spot-check showed there to be at least some truth to my theory, but I want to try this on a larger sample.
By the way, this is for the guys. Women can respond too if you consider yourselves manly men, but as this is kind of about stereotypes, I'm really only interested in the male votes.
So, the question is:
When was the last time you were in a fight?
As far as I'm concerned, a fight might be anything from a simple jerseying to full-blown kung fu, but I'm looking for at least these three things:
1. It has to have been a physical fight - arguments don't count, no matter how heated, not even if you threw things.
2. It has to be mutual; if either you or your combatant didn't fight back at all, it doesn't count.
3. There must be an intent to cause real harm or embarrassment - so playfully punching a friend in the shoulder, or sparring in your martial arts class, does not count.
For those giving an answer other than "never", it would also be interesting to hear why you got into the fight(s), so feel free to post details. :cool: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Yep. Me and Shannon (better known to TAs as Shay) in elementary school, lol. :o |
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| evil_cookie |
| The last time I got into a worth-mentioning physical fight was in High School--nowadays it's a different sort of fight. |
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| LKD |
| the options dont suit me... |
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| Silky Johnson |
Oh I also beat the out of some dude when I was 14. Motherer was calling my mom names so I let my dog off the leash to attack him while I kicked him in the shins with my rollerblades on. When he fell to the ground I continued to kick him in the back.
Oh, and the LAST time I got into a fight was 3-4 years ago at a local bar. Some bitch opened the stall door while I was peeing, so when I came out, enraged, I attacked her and pulled her shirt down - exposing the ugliest banana titties I've ever seen. My buddy pointed and laughed and bunch of other dudes walking by (this was in the guy's bathroom, obviously) laughed too. So she attacked me back. She got kicked out and waited for me outside, where she tried to attack me again...but my buddies all jumped in the way to protect me, lol. God she was an ugly ing whore. |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by LKD
the options dont suit me... |
Bahahaha, don't lie, I already know which option you are!
Jenny, somehow I knew you'd have stories. :p
I'll post one or two of mine tomorrow. It's getting too late tonight, heh. |
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| Silky Johnson |
Do fights with siblings count? Lol, my sister and I were such vicious cunts to each other.
My sister also beat the out of this bitch who tried to beat me up in HS. Jerseyed her and everything, lmao. |
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| Cro_Addict |
| Where is the "I was drunk and bored" option? |
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| Cro_Addict |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Do fights with siblings count? Lol, my sister and I were such vicious cunts to each other.
My sister also beat the out of this bitch who tried to beat me up in HS. Jerseyed her and everything, lmao. |
Such filthy language.. :gsmile: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Whaddaya want from me? I was raised by an immigrant. :o |
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| LKD |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Bahahaha, don't lie, I already know which option you are!
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why? just cos the last time you saw me in a fight was a year ago after a few drinks when I didnt even start the fight you assume that I fall in that category?
well i've had a few fights while you've not been around (yes I AM really not around you majority of the time)while sober cos people really need a beating |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cro_Addict
Where is the "I was drunk and bored" option? |
OK, for clarification here:
- Option #5 ("Whenever I'm around alcohol or homeless people") means "I still get into fights every once in a while"
- Option #6 means "I go out looking for fights and fight whenever I have the chance"
The reason doesn't have to match one of the options (those are just there for comic relief), this just pertains to the timing / stage of your life.
We on the same page now Liam? :p
More tomorrow. 'Night! |
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