Originally posted by Dervish
Ben we've discussed this, I say ^5 so you shagged a fat girl, any port in a storm.
Hey, I still have the last laugh. I treated her like a stupid ing whore.
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Originally posted by Amduscias
So you ed an elephant?
ugh unfortunately.
Renzo
Unfortunately my cack, Jewmania. If you nutted, it's not unfortunately.
One nut is worth two birds in her bush. Wait, what?
gehzumteufel
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Originally posted by Renzo
Unfortunately my cack, Jewmania. If you nutted, it's not unfortunately.
One nut is worth two birds in her bush. Wait, what?
:stongue: :stongue: I owe you a beer when/if I finally see you.
Amduscias
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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
ugh unfortunately.
So you were really THAT desperate that you had to an elephant?
really ugly elephant?
gehzumteufel
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Originally posted by Amduscias
So you were really THAT desperate that you had to an elephant?
really ugly elephant?
I wasn't desperate. I didn't do anything. She followed me and I was drunk and just went along with it. Believe what you want, but this is what happened. /end
Amduscias
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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
I wasn't desperate. I didn't do anything. She followed me and I was drunk and just went along with it. Believe what you want, but this is what happened. /end
So you are suggesting she pulled out your dick against your will , leading you to her NOT AWARE of how BIG she was due to the great amount of alcohol in your system, therefore in a way... raping you?
WUW
gehzumteufel
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Originally posted by Amduscias
So you are suggesting she pulled out your dick against your will , leading you to her NOT AWARE of how BIG she was due to the great amount of alcohol in your system, therefore in a way... raping you?
WUW
Did I say I did it against my will? you are thick. Stupid ing kids these days. ugh
Dervish
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Originally posted by Amduscias
So you were really THAT desperate that you had to an elephant?
really ugly elephant?
Don't you have a penis don't you understand?
As my motto goes:
He is your designated driver, but he only drives to one place called and he doesn't care about the route.
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Originally posted by Dervish
Ben I say ^5 this comes under banter, we've all been there, your semi-conscious mind knew their would be repercussions but the little man was driving "blame it on the booze he said" and we always listen. Treat this as a benchmark, well more of a baseline if you will.
Amduscias
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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Did I say I did it against my will? you are thick. Stupid ing kids these days. ugh
You should have just said yes so someone could have made a thread saying frenchie raped you, you are no fun.
Dervish
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Originally posted by Amduscias
You should have just said yes so someone could have made a thread saying frenchie raped you, you are no fun.
This reminds of something from my days as a Sunday school teacher of John chapter 8, verse 7.
gehzumteufel
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Originally posted by Amduscias
You should have just said yes so someone could have made a thread saying frenchie raped you, you are no fun.
Nah, I am not 12.
iclone
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Originally posted by Dervish
Don't you have a penis don't you understand?
