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Spiders. Again. (pg. 2)
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Sushi battles spiders every Tuesday night for shags and chips. |
Shags :stongue: |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| Unfortunately, I have an irrational phobia of large spiders, and thus statements like "Man the up, yo" don't achieve much. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zild
I agree with this statement!
And for the record I was way more afraid of you making it into the RMCP and them giving you a firearm. |
but Im not crazy. I think what you should be afraid of is not the firearm they would have gave me, I'm not much of a killer, its the authority the job would have gave me. |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Unfortunately, I have an irrational phobia of large spiders, and thus statements like "Man the up, yo" don't achieve much. |
Idk why they're giving you , if a massive spider was crawling around my house, I wouldn't sit on the couch eating twinkies and ignore it. |
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
but Im not crazy. I think what you should be afraid of is not the firearm they would have gave me, I'm not much of a killer, its the authority the job would have gave me. |
I'm not crazy either. And yes I meant the authority which the firearm symbolizes. |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I was about to go to bed, and got up to brush my teeth when I saw a big ing spider on the carpet. It ran away at an alarming velocity... |
HAHA!
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| Theresa |
Put a towel at the base of your door and ram it in so it can't sneak in later and eat you.
Sweet dreams :) |
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| SYSTEM-J |
What exactly do the people posting "You're a " and variants thereof think they're achieving? I'm quite open about being scared of them, or else I wouldn't have made the thread, and I'm not claiming it's a rational fear. Not being afraid of spiders doesn't mean your dick is any longer.
Anyway, it's been half an hour and I haven't seen it. It's large enough that I can hear its legs scraping when it moves along the wood, so I'll hear it if it comes back under the door.
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Put a towel at the base of your door and ram it in so it can't sneak in later and eat you.
Sweet dreams :) |
I had considered that, but I know that even large spiders can get through incredibly small gaps. If it wanted to get back in, it could do. |
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| ziptnf |
| You should still keep your flamethrower handy. |
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| Zild |
| Just to prove how much of a you are I would eat the spider, and I have arachnophobia. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zild
Just to prove how much of a you are I would eat the spider, and I have arachnophobia. |
Impressive. Based on this hollow statement I'm now convinced you would beat me in a fight. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
What exactly do the people posting "You're a " and variants thereof think they're achieving? I'm quite open about being scared of them, or else I wouldn't have made the thread, and I'm not claiming it's a rational fear. Not being afraid of spiders doesn't mean your dick is any longer.
Anyway, it's been half an hour and I haven't seen it. It's large enough that I can hear its legs scraping when it moves along the wood, so I'll hear it if it comes back under the door.
I had considered that, but I know that even large spiders can get through incredibly small gaps. If it wanted to get back in, it could do. |
Soak the towel in deet and other poisonous stuff and open the window? |
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