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What's the worst thing you ever did at The Office.. (pg. 3)
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| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
hahaha! the company i worked for had to make the sash for the 'Miss Mansfield' competition this particular year.... i couldnt resist it :p |
Yeah, but the women in mansfield are right munters so bet you won it!
Worst thing? Doesn't compare to H&B but still get a tinge of guilt every now and then.
I threw a grape at at this guy john I worked with on the other side of the office (we used to about a bit at work).
The moment that grape left my hand, the managing director of the company walked through the door - the grape smacked off Johns forehead and right in to the face of the MD.
I looked up "all surprised from my paperwork" and the MD frogmarched John out the building, and out of a job for chucking a grape at him.
Anyway, worked out alright for him as he got 6 months pay in a lump sum so the MD could avoid unfair dismissal tribuneral.
Promotion to johns job was nice for me though :gsmile: |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
Yeah, but the women in mansfield are right munters so bet you won it!
Worst thing? Doesn't compare to H&B but still get a tinge of guilt every now and then.
I threw a grape at at this guy john I worked with on the other side of the office (we used to about a bit at work).
The moment that grape left my hand, the managing director of the company walked through the door - the grape smacked off Johns forehead and right in to the face of the MD.
I looked up "all surprised from my paperwork" and the MD frogmarched John out the building, and out of a job for chucking a grape at him.
Anyway, worked out alright for him as he got 6 months pay in a lump sum so the MD could avoid unfair dismissal tribuneral.
Promotion to johns job was nice for me though :gsmile: |
:stongue: Sweet. |
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| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
:stongue: Sweet. |
I could throw a million grapes before I die and never have such a perfect shot.
BTW, what was the name of that pub/bar, think I know it.... |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I brought home office supplies like pens, post-it notes, etc, surf the net during company time, made a personal long distant call one time. Pretty bad ass stuff. |
And that thing with all the missing kids, right? Can't believe you got away with that one. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
I could throw a million grapes before I die and never have such a perfect shot.
BTW, what was the name of that pub/bar, think I know it.... |
I'd rather not say :p
It was in Morden, so I'm sure you can imagine how e it was. |
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| bas |
| So you moved to Australia to escape the IRA? son, that's hardcore. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
So you moved to Australia to escape the IRA? son, that's hardcore. |
that, I figure they STILL owe me money for working in that hole. |
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| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I'd rather not say :p
It was in Morden, so I'm sure you can imagine how e it was. |
Oh . unlucky.
Don't want to give it away but does it start with a "T"? |
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| Sushipunk |
| Nope, not with a T. I just looked it up and it's changed names now anyway. |
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| Renzo |
| You weren't a fan of the English, Stuart? I've never been, but I'd really like to. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
You weren't a fan of the English, Stuart? I've never been, but I'd really like to. |
The kinds of people I was describing (gypsies/chavs/scum) aren't what I'd call typical English people, they're more like the absolute dregs of society. I was just lucky enough to be serving them beer.
Most English folks are pretty cool, and I certainly enjoyed (most of) my time in the country. |
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| Renzo |
I bet.
"OH YEAH? GIMME THE PASSWORD THEN."
"What? What password, mate? Are you not the bartender? My lads and I come from the football match and all we are asking for is some bloody Guinness. And why do you keep playing with your balls?"
"ing chavs and scum!" |
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