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What's the worst thing you ever did at The Office..
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| chlola |
| .. and didn't get fired for? |
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| kadomony |
| hookers and blow? |
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| Lews |
Eh. Probably just drunk on the job. While driving this kick ass cherry picker thing inside a gym. Was ing fun.
And I guess killing that guy that one time, but he had it coming, so I'd say the drinking thing. |
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| Schadenfreude |
| i took a on the floor of the woman's washroom. Not my current job though, i don't have a restraining order there. |
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| FuzzQi |
Eww lol
I edited one of twenty set menus for a function to say "screaming" pot of mussels rather than "steaming" and placed it on top of the pile. I was going to point it out to my colleague who was taking over the shift but I forgot and got a frantic phone call half an hour later - "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"
I laughed so hard - but she was furious. |
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| Sushipunk |
Not quite an office, but...
When I was 19, I worked in terrible, horrible, filthy bar in south London. This place was the pits. The patrons were a selection of the worst people the UK (and possibly the world) had to offer. Gypsies, chavs, and just general scum. They had no respect for the staff, or even the owner/manager. The first night I worked there, some dude glassed the assistant manager. She ended up with 13 stitches on her face. Multiple times a week (and in some instances, multiple times a day) we'd have the cops there because of some guy was beaten, or glassed, or stabbed. Or a combination of all 3.
And I was always slow in getting paid. Always.
The owner/manager was a dirty old Irish cunt that would sit in his office all day, watch porn, and call sex-chat lines. Every time I'd complain about rude pricks at the bar, or people pouring their own drinks, he'd essentially tell me "I don't give a what you do, work it out yourself and don't bother me about it".
Now... a thick Irish accent can be hard to understand if spoken quickly, like he used to talk. It appears I accidentally mistook "I don't give a what you do, work it out yourself and don't bother me about it" as "steal a couple of thousand pounds from me over the course of a few months, and give the scum free drinks in return for drugs".
Anyone could have made that mistake though, right?  |
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
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badass motherfvcker stu!! :stongue: |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| thats brilliant stu :stongue: |
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| Comrade Stalin |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Anyone could have made that mistake though, right? |
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| stren |
| thanks for reminding me the office , i'ma download |
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