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What's the worst thing you ever did at The Office.. (pg. 4)
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| Renzo |
| The Stu 'Batman Slap' freak-out should be a new meme. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
I bet.
"OH YEAH? GIMME THE PASSWORD THEN."
"What? What password, mate? Are you not the bartender? My lads and I come from the football match and all we are asking for is some bloody Guinness. And why do you keep playing with your balls?"
"ing chavs and scum!" |
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Nah, the 'password' for free drinks was weed and pills :p
One guy gave me an 8 pack of Gilette Mach 3 razor blades that he stole from the chemist down the road, in return for a couple of pints of Stella :wtf: |
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| chlola |
| quote: | Originally posted by Schadenfreude
i took a on the floor of the woman's washroom. Not my current job though, i don't have a restraining order there. |
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| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
:stongue:
Nah, the 'password' for free drinks was weed and pills :p
One guy gave me an 8 pack of Gilette Mach 3 razor blades that he stole from the chemist down the road, in return for a couple of pints of Stella :wtf: |
No wonder. An 8 pack mach 3 blades are like 18 quid. |
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| thecreator |
I've worked in my office for YEARS! A few years ago I threw office parties at my job almost every weekend, I eventually bought a keg and set up shop in the parking lot. Well low and behold my boss came to work on a Sat. and ran up on me and my mates in the parking lot drinking and smoking. He looked at me and shook his head and to this day i remember what he said as clear as day," If you're going to drink on my property at east have some god ing taste in beer." He's a chill dude but I subsequently lost my keys to the office after that.
Hmm I also used my private office to sell bud. I'd have appointment's and what not and people would come in and fill out a new BS client memo. It was pretty convenient and I made a bit of money for my employer as well. Tacked on a $10 service fee for the room, at the end of the month I almost had 500 for my boss. That was fun but alas I had to stop, dro is almost impossible not to smell in a small office.
Love the legal field :gsmile:
edit- a pony of Guinness is not shyte beer might I add, hate wino's! |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
No wonder. An 8 pack mach 3 blades are like 18 quid. |
Which is of course why I accepted his kind offer. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Which is of course why I accepted his kind offer. |
I can imagine the money saving with the amount of razors you go through shaving your head. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
I can imagine the money saving with the amount of razors you go through shaving your head. |
Haha, this was a bit over 10 years ago. I used to have long hair back then :p
I go through heaps of razors now though :( Where is the chav scum when I need them? ing worthless cunts. |
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| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Haha, this was a bit over 10 years ago. I used to have long hair back then :p
I go through heaps of razors now though :( Where is the chav scum when I need them? ing worthless cunts. |
It's actually such a shame what happened to England. The working class went from Salt of the earth, to Scum of the earth.
So many chavs, pikeys 'n slags these days. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
It's actually such a shame what happened to England. The working class went from Salt of the earth, to Scum of the earth.
So many chavs, pikeys 'n slags these days. |
Is it England-wide though, or more of a product of big-city life? I lived in a smaller city in the north of England, and the people up there were completely different for the most part. Far more laid back and friendly, even the working class folks. There were still a few chavs/scum wandering around, but it was by no means such an overwhelming cultural factor like it was in London. |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Is it England-wide though, or more of a product of big-city life? I lived in a smaller city in the north of England, and the people up there were completely different for the most part. Far more laid back and friendly, even the working class folks. There were still a few chavs/scum wandering around, but it was by no means such an overwhelming cultural factor like it was in London. |
10 years ago i dont think there really was chavs like there is now.. nowadays its really bad, and it pretty much all over. tracksuit bottoms - check, bottles of cheap cider - check, mobile phone with 'put a donk on it' blearing out the speaker - check, ty horrible looking brown staffy dogs - check. |
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| Domesticated |
You guys are cunts!
The worst I've ever done is accidentally lose the company $90,000 and another time purposefully lose them $2,000 because I was too lazy to chase it up. Losing/winning money was an occupational hazard for my profession though; I probably made up for my losses with several smaller gains. |
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