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Where are the most interesting places you've vomited/spewed/chucked/hurled? Or peed? (pg. 2)
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Where else have you peed, Jenny?
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I peed in someone's driveway once. Church parking lot. And I used to pee under the tree in our backyard all the time, until the neighbours saw me taking a dump under there and told my dad.
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
brilliant :stongue: |
It was ing tense :stongue: Every time we'd pull up at traffic lights, my heart would start going BAM BAM BAM HE'S GOING TO SMELL PISS ANY SECOND NOW. I had the cash ready in my hand to pay the fare well before we arrived. "Here you go mate, have a good night"
*fast walking* |
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| kadomony |
on stage in front of 2000+ people for 3(?) hours straight
same night i walked to the transit station with someone who i thought was my friend. i called them up later and said thanks, and they said it wasnt them :wtf: |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I peed in someone's driveway once. Church parking lot. And I used to pee under the tree in our backyard all the time, until the neighbours saw me taking a dump under there and told my dad.
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Get your own dump thread! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
I actually managed to find a quiet corner to piss off of while on the Eiffel tower. It wasn't just the fact that their restroom was out of order, it was that the one on the ground cost like $3 to use and, well, I was an American tourist. 
//Don't judge me, Paris finds plenty of ways to piss right back on you. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I actually managed to find a quiet corner to piss off of while on the Eiffel tower. It wasn't just the fact that their restroom was out of order, it was that the one on the ground cost like $3 to use and, well, I was an American tourist.
//Don't judge me, Paris finds plenty of ways to piss right back on you. |
ROFL.
But yes, Paris smells like piss. There are no public toilets anywhere.
Ms Hilton also smells like piss. Because people have no respect for her. She's like a urine wishing well. |
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| FallingMoon |
My bf would probably kill me for this but he used to be a sleep walker when he was little so I guess it sort of manifested into his adult life and now it mostly comes out when he's really drunk. Well after a night of drinking and being piss drunk we were sleeping on his futon...I was half asleep but noticed he got up as if heading for the bathroom, well he did an about face and as his shins touched the frame of the futon bed he just whipped it out and began peeing. I jumped up and tried to wake him but that wasn't happening then all of a sudden he finally stops and lays back down!!!!!
I had to push him off then proceeded to wake him up (very difficult task mind you). After he finally got up & realized what happened, he tried denying it LMAO.
We slept on the floor that night while the futon sat outside in the trash :( |
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| The17sss |
| when I was 18/19/20 I'd piss on door handles of cars outside nightclubs so they'd get a special treat later on. Double bonus if it was the car of some wench I didn't like. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by FallingMoon
My bf would probably kill me for this but he used to be a sleep walker when he was little so I guess it sort of manifested into his adult life and now it mostly comes out when he's really drunk. Well after a night of drinking and being piss drunk we were sleeping on his futon...I was half asleep but noticed he got up as if heading for the bathroom, well he did an about face and as his shins touched the frame of the futon bed he just whipped it out and began peeing. I jumped up and tried to wake him but that wasn't happening then all of a sudden he finally stops and lays back down!!!!!
I had to push him off then proceeded to wake him up (very difficult task mind you). After he finally got up & realized what happened, he tried denying it LMAO.
We slept on the floor that night while the futon sat outside in the trash :( |
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Man, peeing is so funny. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
I peed on the library doors a few years ago. I feel really bad about that because I do cherish public libraries.
When I was very young, I vomited in one of those public ATM booths while my mom grabbed some cash. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Relevant.
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| Lews |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I actually managed to find a quiet corner to piss off of while on the Eiffel tower. It wasn't just the fact that their restroom was out of order, it was that the one on the ground cost like $3 to use and, well, I was an American tourist.
//Don't judge me, Paris finds plenty of ways to piss right back on you. |
That's ing awesome. |
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