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Where are the most interesting places you've vomited/spewed/chucked/hurled? Or peed? (pg. 5)
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I once pissed in a friend's bedroom while he was in there. I was so drunk I thought the corner was the toilet.
Another time I was at a club where they had cafe barriers like this:
dividing the Dj booth from the dance floor. I really needed to whiz so I leant hard against it with people on both sides of me and the DJ 2 foot from me, did my business and didn't get caught.
Last year I was at the movies and couldn't trek out to the toilets because I was at the end of a row, against a wall. I whipped out my old fella and pissed in empty drink cup then handed it to my best mate and whispered "feel how warm this is!" It wasn't until after the movie ended that I explained why it was so warm.
I rarely vomit because I have iron guts. However, in March 2009 I had a second date with a chick I was quite into. I went to the races during the day. One of our party won the trifecta in the last race and bought three bottles of wine between six people. As we were getting kicked out shortly, we made the most of it. This was at about 5pm, when we'd started drinking at 11am. I went back to my office to get changed before the date and blew chunks ing everywhere; all over my desk, my keyboard, my chair and the surrounding carpet. I showed up 45 minutes late for the date and tried to order a fish dish 'medium rare' because I was so wasted. The next morning (Sunday) I drove straight to the office, scared less that someone may have come into collect a file or something and that I'd get fired. No one was there and I managed to clean it all up. No one has ever been the wiser and I'm still going out with that girl. |
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| tubularbills |
never peed anywhere funny. although i've peed in my backyard (and front yard too) lol.
in college after a hard night of drinking i threw up in my desk in my bedroom and shut the drawer. the next day i opened it up and was like, "OH !" and just threw out the entire drawer. it wasn't worth trying to save anything in there. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| I'm actually quite lucky with drinking, because I get to the stage where I chuck up before I get to the falling over/memory loss stage. Because I hate vomiting, I'll generally ease off when I start feeling ill, which is a handy barrier that keeps me from getting too ed up. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I'm actually quite lucky with drinking, because I get to the stage where I chuck up before I get to the falling over/memory loss stage. Because I hate vomiting, I'll generally ease off when I start feeling ill, which is a handy barrier that keeps me from getting too ed up. |
yeah that's a good thing for sure. |
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| Ygrene |
| I threw up in the garbage can of the dorm laundry room when I was in college. That was my first day as an RA and the day after the first time I ever drank scotch. |
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| verndogs |
| I've peed out of a window once |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I threw up in the garbage can of the dorm laundry room when I was in college. That was my first day as an RA and the day after the first time I ever drank scotch. |
:stongue: :stongue: way to set the example |
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| Ygrene |
I peed by the dumpster of the McDonald's across from Wrigley Field. It was right after a game and there were crowds everywhere, including massive lines of people waiting to go pee inside McDonald's. Forgot about that one!
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I peed by the dumpster of the McDonald's across from Wrigley Field. It was right after a game and there were crowds everywhere, including massive lines of people waiting to go pee inside McDonald's. Forgot about that one!
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haha i'm afraid to ask, because i know the answer will be yes, but you keep an archive of all your pee spots on google maps, don't you? |
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| bas |
| When the Mitsubishi Lancer Evo first came stateside (about 5 years ago?) I really really really wanted one. It was the object of my desire for months, I wouldn't stop talking about them to my friends or anyone that asked. One time after a house party my friends and I were walking back to our place drunk as and there was an Evo in the parking lot. I started yelling at the car and calling it names when my friend said, "you need to get over this...let's piss on it!" So we did. |
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| Schadenfreude |
It isn't anywhere exotic or anything, but i absolutely laid the biggest duke ever this morning. I hadn't for 4 days, so last night i ate squash, beans, and cabbage...combined with 3 cups of espresso, I blocked the toilet and had to use a butter knife to break it up so it would fit in the hole. Giving birth to this thing felt better than anything.
think about it. |
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| Schadenfreude |
| and yes, i am going to wash off and still use the butter knife. |
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