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Where are the most interesting places you've vomited/spewed/chucked/hurled? Or peed? (pg. 8)
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
I forgot one. Back in 2003ish was on holiday & on a catamaran day out and I was coming down with a bug. I was fine until we stopped and everyone began swimming & stuff & I had to jump up and hurl over the side of the cat, where some kids were snorkeling :clown: |
You probably enhanced their snorkelling experience. Most fish seem to be attracted to vomit, because for them, it's just food to eat. Those snorkellers probably had a huge influx of close-swimming fish to look at! |
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| Trance Nutter |
Was in Melbourne for a bender with a mate on the weekend.
My mate said to me yesterday "oh man, I pissed all over myself last night"
me::wtf:
"I tried to piss while lying down, didn't work, just got it all over myself"
me: :wtf: :wtf:
No idea where this happened (it wasn't in our hotel room........ as far as I know), so theres just so much there which doesn't make sense. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
i was unfortunate enough to let go a nasty shart just as we headed out on the town one evening, so i had to cowboy walk into the nearest club, clean myself up, and leave my ty undies on the floor of the toilets.
no wonder i dont get gigs there anymore :( |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance Nutter
Was in Melbourne for a bender with a mate on the weekend.
My mate said to me yesterday "oh man, I pissed all over myself last night"
me::wtf:
"I tried to piss while lying down, didn't work, just got it all over myself"
me: :wtf: :wtf:
No idea where this happened (it wasn't in our hotel room........ as far as I know), so theres just so much there which doesn't make sense. |
Well, there are some pretty clear rules regarding this kind of thing.
Specifically, if you can't remember where it happened, then it NEVER happened. Unless someone happened to see you... |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
You probably enhanced their snorkelling experience. Most fish seem to be attracted to vomit, because for them, it's just food to eat. Those snorkellers probably had a huge influx of close-swimming fish to look at! |
haha awesome.
the only thing I don't like is that i've done 4 of those trips off the canaries & never seen the dolphins i wanted to, but maybe this time I will as they're more reported to be off the coast of where im headed in june. And if I don't see them, time to bring out the puke :p |
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| Omega_Blue |
i almost always make it to a bathroom, toilet, sink, whatever.
back in the day, though, we used to eat a bunch of coricidin cold and cough to robo-trip on the dxm content. they were these little red pills that usually got you sick as . anyways, we got one of our buddies to try it for the first time, and by the time he had to puke, he was tripping so hard he couldn't string together a coherent sentence. "oh shi- oh shi- oh i'm OD fuh shoo.." at that time we were going through taco bell drive-thru.
so we get our food, dude is dry-heaving in the back seat, and we pull back into the parking lot to eat our burritos and let him ralph. coincidentally, there was a car full of cute girls in the lot as well, also eating. we intentionally pulled up right next to them solely to force him to embarrass himself by puking up a bunch of red in front of them, lol. i thought it was hilarious.
oh yeah, also- the cool thing to do at our high school was for everyone to go down to gulf shores, AL for spring break. looking back, it was pretty lame, but we'd all book condos down there for the week, and usually someone would rent out a beach house or a big condo room that everyone would end up partying at every night. we had a keg race one night, juniors (us) vs. seniors, half barrel each. people had to line up to puke off the balcony; ended up that the people underneath us called the cops on us because the vomit was splashing in their condo, lol. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
i was unfortunate enough to let go a nasty shart just as we headed out on the town one evening, so i had to cowboy walk into the nearest club, clean myself up, and leave my ty undies on the floor of the toilets.
no wonder i dont get gigs there anymore :( |
:stongue: Cowboy walk, hahahahaha.
The shart. Oh man.
Amsterdam, 2000. I'd been eating rubbish food for a few days, mostly due to laziness. It sounds weird, right? Being lazy in Amsterdam? :p
Went out with some people on a Friday night. Tummy felt a bit weird, didn't care. Had some pills. Strange pills. Feels good.
Now, there was definitely some ecstasy in there somewhere, because I couldn't pee. This happened with me, a lot. But, I felt I needed to pee anyway. So I'm there, straining to squeeze out just a few drops of piss, when I fart. Solid fart. Doh. Standing at a urinal. Doh again.
The stalls were all taken, so I just stand there. Patiently. It felt like an hour :(
Went to stall (finally) and ripped off my underwear. NASTY. Threw NASTY in the toilet. Cleaned myself up. Flushed.
Flushing was a mistake. Overflow.
Run awaaaaaaayyyy. |
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| Lilith |
Somewhere I'm sure a cleaner will be cursing you Sushi.
The funniest vomiting episode I ever saw was when I was 18 and we where at one of those ridiculous parties that you barely remember and some girls had obviously racked their parents liquor cabinets. Blue Vok and I think some Midori, it was green.
So the one with the Midori has a discrete little chuck out under the grape vines while Vok girl holds her hair back. The owners dog, this little kelpie collie thing comes running up and "oh hai!" :gsmile:
Free hot lunch on the ground, nom nom nom
Midori chucks all over the dog with some concerted effort now because its frightfully disgusting, the dogs like "WOO HOO! More lunch!" and really into it.
Blue Vok girl also can't hold it in and just hurls her guts out all over the dog as well.
Everyone else for the rest of the night has to spend it dodging this damn blue, green and brown dog with chunks all over him running around the backyard that just reeked :haha: |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
:stongue: Cowboy walk, hahahahaha.
The shart. Oh man.
Amsterdam, 2000. I'd been eating rubbish food for a few days, mostly due to laziness. It sounds weird, right? Being lazy in Amsterdam? :p
Went out with some people on a Friday night. Tummy felt a bit weird, didn't care. Had some pills. Strange pills. Feels good.
Now, there was definitely some ecstasy in there somewhere, because I couldn't pee. This happened with me, a lot. But, I felt I needed to pee anyway. So I'm there, straining to squeeze out just a few drops of piss, when I fart. Solid fart. Doh. Standing at a urinal. Doh again.
The stalls were all taken, so I just stand there. Patiently. It felt like an hour :(
Went to stall (finally) and ripped off my underwear. NASTY. Threw NASTY in the toilet. Cleaned myself up. Flushed.
Flushing was a mistake. Overflow.
Run awaaaaaaayyyy. |
priceless stu!! :stongue: en ecstasy. diarrhea, no pissing. what a cunt. i swear one morning i stood in the shower for almost an hour trying to get that one last piss off that my body knew i needed to do.
is it just me or does stu seem to have more (and worse) stories than everyone else? i never would've picked you for an incompetent reliever mate.
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Everyone else for the rest of the night has to spend it dodging this damn blue, green and brown dog with chunks all over him running around the backyard that just reeked |
ahhhh hahahahaha. awesome. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
is it just me or does stu seem to have more (and worse) stories than everyone else? |
I had an adventurous youth :p The stories I have left (many) only get more disturbing :nervous: |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I had an adventurous youth :p |
what was his name? |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
what was his name? |
ing Zing. |
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