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So i got accused of stealing or something and suspended from work? (pg. 4)
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
Look at your question from another angle. |
I don't wanna look at YOU from ANY ing angle! WTF! Post it in the ing workout thread. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
They've done you a favour by giving you a job, |
what complete bollocks! :stongue: |
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| DancingMonkey |
| I was accused of 'tampering with lockers'. Ended up smashing about five of them in with my fist before I left and never came back. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DancingMonkey
I was accused of 'tampering with lockers'. Ended up smashing about five of them in with my fist before I left and never came back. |
Did that act finally make you feel like a man? |
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| DancingMonkey |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Did that act finally make you feel like a man? |
Yes, yes it did. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DancingMonkey
Yes, yes it did. |
Then, it was a job well done. |
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| DancingMonkey |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Then, it was a job well done. |
I went on to become the greatest barefisted locker-smasher west (and east) of the Mississippi. Won the locker-smashing international competition 5 years running. Currently hold the world record of 30 locker doors smashed in 10 seconds. You might know me as Jerry "locksmash" McCallister. If I haven't smashed a locker door, it's not worth smashing. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DancingMonkey
I went on to become the greatest barefisted locker-smasher west (and east) of the Mississippi. Won the locker-smashing international competition 5 years running. Currently hold the world record of 30 locker doors smashed in 10 seconds. You might know me as Jerry "locksmash" McCallister. If I haven't smashed it, it's not worth smashing. |
I know a guy who smashed 31 lockers in 10 seconds. But it wasn't official or anything. in' politics, man. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
If an employer doesn't want you around, then why would you want to stick around, or even bother screwing them for money? They've done you a favour by giving you a job, and if it doesn't work out then you're obviously bad at your work and shouldn't be working there anyway. Or, you've pissed off someone in power, even if you are good at your job. In either case, the best idea is just to move on. Why get the government involved with such a petty matter? |
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| DancingMonkey |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I know a guy who smashed 31 lockers in 10 seconds. But it wasn't official or anything. in' politics, man. |
You've met Horace "dentalocker" Jones? Wow. Wow. He's a...no, THE pioneer of locker smashing. Died last year. He'd been smashing lockers since '43. That guy is the reason I got into the whole thing in the first place. He wasn't big on showing off or world records, but he did amazing things for the sport. Need I mention the Great Televised locker smash of 1975? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DancingMonkey
You've met Horace "dentalocker" Jones? Wow. Wow. He's a...no, THE pioneer of locker smashing. Died last year. He'd been smashing lockers since '43. That guy is the reason I got into the whole thing in the first place. He wasn't big on showing off or world records, but he did amazing things for the sport. Need I mention the Great Televised locker smash of 1975? |
He just had a passion. No one person, or one locker, could stand in his way.
He'll be missed. |
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