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Man The Harpoons!!!!! (pg. 2)
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| Chris Crossland |
She can only walk 20ft before having to sit down. So when she reaches 1,000lbs she wont be able to even get up! Sounds like a great life to me!
Truly inspirational! I'm going to stop my diet and workouts so I can be just like her! Walking is overrated anyway...
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You know what's sick? I bet she can't even wipe her ass. Takes a , wobbles back the the severely dented couch and stuffs her face some more. The sweat she breaks from walking 10 feet runs down her back and ass crack mixing with the poop and leaks onto the couch, leaving sweaty stains, stinking up the joint.
I fear the child may get eaten. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| I hope she kicks the bucket at 999lbs, the fat ing tub of goo. |
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| bananas |
god i hate fat people. and lol at the girls father being black.
a black guy who loves fat white chicks. how surprising:stongue: |
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| osterzone |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
I hear she will be starring in Precious 2. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I'd like to see her chased down by a pack of wild dogs. |
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| boris_the_bear |
| quote: | | Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter. |
well... khmm..
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I'd like to see her chased down by a pack of wild dogs. |
how can you chase something that doesn't move? |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | | 'My favourite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go,' she said. |
Soon as she migrates across the pacific, you're in big trouble Stu |
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| boris_the_bear |
| FYI, there is only one single Antonov An-225 in service today, so don't worry, Stu :p |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Soon as she migrates across the pacific, you're in big trouble Stu |
The tidal waves will kill me before she does.
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| tubularbills |
| that is an unfit mother. literally. |
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| Lilith |
| If your lucky she'll get beached on the barrier reef or the Japs will harpoon her on the way back from their antarctic shennanigans with her kind. |
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| Adam420 |
Man how the does she go to the bathroom?
Can her husband even have sex with her anymore? He probably just sticks his in one of her flaps and calls it a day.
Can a human's bones even withstand 1,000 lbs? Especially a woman's?
How many whole tuna and salmon fish must she have consumed?
So many questions!! |
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