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| EricB. |
Jay's note got me thinking about childhood. Man i had a kick ass childhood. Reminds me of being a grade 4 hanging out with highschool kids, just egging things and causing all sorts of . I had an amazing childhood, I was never indoors. From the time the sun woke to the point it set I was outside running crazy on the street. We had beefs with other neighbourhoods, stealing fireworks and lighting it throwing it back into the store, prank calls, nicky nicky nine door, taking a in bags for 2 weeks and throwing it into the public pool as payback for banning us for the summer for white whaling.
I would say my life rocked and was crazy up until about the age of 24. Then I got a serious gf who whipped my ass into shape. Ive never been the same.....Guys who are stillliving the crazy life. dont let nobody settle you down. You'll break your knee, stay at home all day, pop percs, then you're best friends wives will come over and bring you to a strip join to watch a one legged man get raped by a stripper. They will get off on it the out of their husbands (boyfriends) you'll come home with the same gimp in leg and talk to bas about it. then eat a load of percs and pass out! DONT DO IT GUYS STAY YOUNNNNNNNNNNG!
I'm going to go slit my wrists. o cruel world.
that i got the hottest physiotherapists and doctor assistant's. my life is awesome :) Just stay single. women are the devil.
We dont love these hoes |
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| Ygrene |
| I once got chased by a middle aged man for throwing wet paper towel balls at his sliding glass door. He faceplanted in the middle of the street chasing after me. |
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| EricB. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I once got chased by a middle aged man for throwing wet paper towel balls at his sliding glass door. He faceplanted in the middle of the street chasing after me. |
thats what im talking about. Those epics moments as a kid.
Like when i egged a black homies car and he chased me and my friends through the creek with a bat, and no matter how hard we ran, the guy was like the terminator, he never ran but was always the same distance away from us. imagine running your ass off from a guy whos walking with a bat through a creek, and he never seems to get any farther away. He was just always there. We couldnt stop laughing while we ran. hoping fences cutting corners you think we must have lost him and through the bushes youd hear him comin. I dont think I ever laughed as hard as that day.
or having the last egg on devils night and my friends telling me to egg the street cleaner. I toss the egg at it, and my luck the window is lowered it hits the top of the edge of the half lowered window and splatters eggg all over the guys face. once again huge chase getting chased by a street cleaner on our bikes. We feel we're out running him and we hear a weird noise. We look back and he raises the street brushes. It starts picking up speed and we get chased all the way to our neighbourhood and our luck our parents are outside. we all got wooden spoons |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by EricB.
thats what im talking about. Those epics moments as a kid.
Like when i egged a black homies car and he chased me and my friends through the creek with a bat, and no matter how hard we ran, the guy was like the terminator, he never ran but was always the same distance away from us. imagine running your ass off from a guy whos walking with a bat through a creek, and he never seems to get any farther away. He was just always there. We couldnt stop laughing while we ran. hoping fences cutting corners you think we must have lost him and through the bushes youd hear him comin. I dont think I ever laughed as hard as that day.
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That's because us blacks have a 3rd leg. |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by EricB.
Just stay single. women are the devil.
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This is the reason I'm single. Most women want to settle you down, smothering your spirit unintionally in the process. If I can find one who can have fun right along side me, and realize that it's my natural state to want to be monogamous, eliminating any fear of straying on her part, I'll gladly commit. Until then, I'm really happy the way I am now. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
This is the reason I'm single. |
However you want to explain your miserable loneliness is fine with us. |
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| Lira |
Meh, my childhood was okay. My parents gave me all they could. I lived abroad for a couple of years. I had a very cute kindergarten sweetheart, a blue-eyed blonde girl my age. Yet I didn't really fit in with the other kids, and I didn't learn how to be "popular" until some point in my mid-teens. I'd spend most of my time at home, playing with Lego, gazing at maps, or just watching TV. And then I got a video game, and that was a good time waster too.
Yeah, that's my childhood in one paragraph :p |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
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:haha:
I'd rather have nothing than settle for less than what I want. We'll see if that feeling lasts though. |
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| jupiterone |
my childhood ruled. i remember having the cops come to my house when i was 6 or 7 to interrogate me about some that happened down the street. my neighbor got her driveway lights destroyed and she sent the cops after me because we'd always ride bikes around her house. that ing bitch :mad:
then some woman threatened to call the police on me AGAIN when she saw me ripping out a flower from her garden to give to some girl on valentines day. i was caught trying to french kiss with that girl later on in front of the kitchen window in the out door shower :o
i was bad ass |
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| igottaknow |
| back in the day, my brothers and I had fun breaking into our elementary school on the weekends. one of us at the end of our friday class would leave one of the windows ajar. we'd steal pencils and erasers, do funny stuff to classrooms to mess with the teacher the following week. we'd explore the fall out tunnels under the school. one time at night the big scary janitor called Bari, who smoked a cigar, chased after us but we managed to escape. never came back after that. |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by EricB.
Jay's note got me thinking about childhood. Man i had a kick ass childhood. Reminds me of being a grade 4 hanging out with highschool kids, just egging things and causing all sorts of . I had an amazing childhood, I was never indoors. From the time the sun woke to the point it set I was outside running crazy on the street. We had beefs with other neighbourhoods, stealing fireworks and lighting it throwing it back into the store, prank calls, nicky nicky nine door, taking a in bags for 2 weeks and throwing it into the public pool as payback for banning us for the summer for white whaling.
I would say my life rocked and was crazy up until about the age of 24. Then I got a serious gf who whipped my ass into shape. Ive never been the same.....Guys who are stillliving the crazy life. dont let nobody settle you down. You'll break your knee, stay at home all day, pop percs, then you're best friends wives will come over and bring you to a strip join to watch a one legged man get raped by a stripper. They will get off on it the out of their husbands (boyfriends) you'll come home with the same gimp in leg and talk to bas about it. then eat a load of percs and pass out! DONT DO IT GUYS STAY YOUNNNNNNNNNNG!
I'm going to go slit my wrists. o cruel world.
that i got the hottest physiotherapists and doctor assistant's. my life is awesome :) Just stay single. women are the devil.
We dont love these hoes |
I'm guessing that's why you are such a spastic now. |
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