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| daphunky1 |
So first off, I live in a winter resort town in the mountains, and I work in an open kitchen where we grill up your food and prepare it and give it to you straight up. Because of the work set up, we get to talk to every customer who comes in, and get to know the repeat customers by name. In comes Maria, a decent looking 40? year old. I chat with her for a while the first two times I see her because I am friendly. Then I see her on the mountain one day, hiking the same back country run as me and she tells me she will come in for food that night when I'm working.
That night at work she comes in and after I give her the food she asks me kinda shyly if we can swap numbers and go hiking some time. Is this a cougar, I quickly thought... or is she just a lonely woman who needs a friend on the mountain? So I call her, she picks me up and we head off through a blizzard into the backcountry, we talk very casually all the while, nothing awkward or tense. So I thought, ya she did just need friend, I was too presumptuous. But then she drops me off at work, and as I'm about to get out of her car, she grabs me and starts making out with me. She called me later that night at work and invited me over to her place tomorrow night.
So...Has anyone had sex with a 40 year old before? I am only 24. I think I am nervous. |
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| Meat187 |
| Dude, I think you're just confused and that woman is indeed your mother. |
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| epicaricacy |
| mountain lions have smaller vaginas. |
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| Simon_N |
| Had a tug while watching desperate housewives once. Does that count? |
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| epicaricacy |
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| Ania_xox |
This is so ing sexy; I want to write a short story about it.
Do it and don't be nervous. She needs a friend - she found it in a man. She needs and satisfaction too. Just give it to her and let her rock your world. |
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| LinX |
| 40? send pics. when i was 21 i hooked up with a 30 yr old.. thats probably nothing though. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by epicaricacy
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| Chris Crossland |
| My mom is 47 and she's on this site called datacouger or some . She has guys hitting her up younger than me. I call her a whore all the time, lol. |
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| Simon_N |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
My mom is 47 and she's on this site called datacouger or some . She has guys hitting her up younger than me. I call her a whore all the time, lol. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| I call bull... there are no mountains in saskatchewan! |
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