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| Halcyon+On+On |
| *doesn't want to hear about your plans for the crutch* |
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| bigjimslade002 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
*doesn't want to hear about your plans for the crutch* |
or the scar.that is NOT a third input |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
*doesn't want to hear about your plans for the crutch* |
Oh man I just invented a new sex move called the 'Camel Crutch'. Lomeli, PM me for details. |
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| nchs09 |
| I ed a 34 year old once.... thats the oldest girl iv ever ed. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
I ed a 34 year old once.... thats the oldest girl iv ever ed. |
How old is ur mom?? 'Cause that's the oldest girl iv everOMGWTFBCF |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
How old is ur mom?? 'Cause that's the oldest girl iv everOMGWTFBCF |
You showed her your tuber? :( |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
You showed her your tuber? :( |
When I asked her if she liked my tuber she went:
:rolleyes: "Uh tuber??....more like a legume."
:( |
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| SebG |
I was "seeing" a cougar last year for 6 months.
She has 2 kids.
I had a lot of fun. Shes pretty hot too, very nice body and everything was nice. |
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| Lomeli |
I've always gone after older women. I think it's the idea that they are more experienced in the sack that drives me wild. The know exactly what they want and how they want it, so don't up.
Deliver the goods proper. |
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| SebG |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lomeli
I've always gone after older women. I think it's the idea that they are more experienced in the sack that drives me wild. The know exactly what they want and how they want it, so don't up.
Deliver the goods proper. |
Thats what it is, they know what they want!! |
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| corjay9 |
I'm 24, and I've hooked up with 3 40-somethings while on vacation in Cuba down south.. They don't play games for real, they know what they want, and they won't shy away from telling you. here's my best story, already typed it up for another board.
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I had a threesome with two 42 year old milfs in Cuba... they weren't porn star material, but real tight bodies for their age.
We were in the lobby bar, me and 2 buddies, drinking before hitting up the Cave club in Varadero, when one of them asks us if she could sit and have a drink with us while she waits for her friend.. so we said sure, we started shooting the , and I knew right away that she was hungry for some cack... one of my friends had a gf at the time and the other, well he's very picky and only chases the hottest of broads so I was chatting it up with her, then her friend shows up... at this point we're about to leave for the club so I told them where we're going and whatnot..
We're at the club, ordering drinks and looking for chicks when I see the milfs... I start dancing with one of em and eventually I'm grinding the out of her so I just tell her "When are we going back to your room?" She says she won't leave without her friend, so we finally find the other one and she's found her own guy.. this dude from Ireland, so all 4 of us jump in a cab and head back to our hotel..
I originally wanted to the other one, which was the one who approached us at first but the Irish dude had her.. so we walk in the room, and I'm ing wasted.. and I can't believe I'm about to this milf about 2 feet away from this Irish dude ing the other one.. my mind is racing and I'm pumped..
She rips off my clothes and I didn't have my condoms on me, but like the slut she was she handed me one and I started off doggy style ing her brains out and slapping her ass.. I was so drunk I didn't even give a about the other couple or the other guy staring at my junk or whatever.. If I was sober I woulda been more hesitant I guess... and I'm guessing he was, cuz he was ing her military, his head burried into her shoulder passionately making love with her.. and I could tell she wanted to get ed like I was drilling her friend...
I still managed to give the Irish dude a high five though which felt awesome... then, one of my friend's commercials (Freecreditreport.com) comes on CNN and I laugh histarically and push her off me and laugh cuz of the whole situation.. her condoms suck, they were too tight for me so I went to the bathroom to put a new one on, and she joins me so I bend her over the bathroom sink and hit it doggy standing up.. I make her cum and she starts sucking me off in the hall (with my condom on, damnit) and I see the Irish guy getting dressed, he puts his clothes back on and he leaves because it was already 5am and he wasn't even staying at our resort..
So I'm thinking.. in eh I get to pound the other one too! But I decide I'm fed up of her ing ty condoms falling off and the other milf tells me "I wanted you the whole night anyways!" and she starts to make out with me (ing horrible kisser, pathetic actually) so I'm freaking out... and tell her I'm going back to my room to get my own condoms and not to move.. so I put my shorts on, no boxers, no socks no shoes, no shirt.. and I run down the hall and kick open my door and wake my buddy up excited telling him about what happened..
Then it clicks.. I FORGOT WHAT ING ROOM THEY'RE IN! ! I'm pacing around freaking out.. what the do I do? knock on every door? lol.. I bolt down the stairs and go to the lobby, panting and sweating and beg the girl at the lobby to give me their room number cuz I knew their names and which floor they were on and bolted back up the stairs..
I ed the one I had originally wanted while the other one was watching TV, drinking rhum and smoking... this one had the cutest pair of ing titties, her nipples were so small and always popping, and pretty ing tight for a 42 year old. Now it was 6:15am, and I still hadn't came, prolly cuz of all the booze so I decided I'm going to bed..
So I'm getting dressed and the hotter milf is lying on her side in fetal position and lifts the blanket to show me her box and , and says "Come back tomorrow night hon!"
I never did though.. my other buddies agreed that the clingy milfs would ruin our chances of hooking up with other chicks so I pretty much ignored them the rest of the week until the last day where I decided I needed some pics to show friends, so we saw em by the pool and took some pictures.. I felt guilty but what the ..
Turns out the 2 milfs were with 2 older fatter uglier women.. one of them tells me "So you my friends and you ignore them for the rest of the week and come see us the day we're leaving?"
hahahaha best week evar. |
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