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| Domesticated |
| Also, has anyone mentioned just how well most forty year old women know their way around the bedroom? |
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| zoogla |
| when i was 28 i got with a 47 year old and then a few months later, with her 37 yr old best friend. best year of my life. do it and don't ask questions. you'll get the best head you've ever had, especially when they take out their dentures ;) |
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| Sphere City |
| dont forget to lick your fingers afterwards, but save enough juice so you can smell it and masturbate for it later on |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
i ed a cougar (39) when i was...28 or 9. she'd been off the horse for 10 years so it was pretty average. plus she'd had a kid who was a few year's younger than me, and hadn't been doing her vag exercises.
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Go for it. I've never been with a cougar, but a few of my mates were pretty happy with theirs.
When he was 22, one of my mates slept with a 39 year old for six months, no strings attached. She was the ex-girlfriend of a small-time Australian celebrity who had died a few years earlier. He loved it.
The relationship ended when she called him one weekend and he said he couldn't make over because (and I quote): "I have to go to my mum's 42nd birthday party." |
your friend ed mrs irwin!? go team! |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
when i was 28 i got with a 47 year old and then a few months later, with her 37 yr old best friend. best year of my life. do it and don't ask questions. you'll get the best head you've ever had, especially when they take out their dentures ;) |
Dude... where the hell have you been? |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
i ed a cougar (39) when i was...28 or 9. she'd been off the horse for 10 years so it was pretty average. plus she'd had a kid who was a few year's younger than me, and hadn't been doing her vag exercises.
your friend ed mrs irwin!? go team! |
Nope, David Hooks' ex-girlfriend. :stongue: |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Nope, David Hooks' ex-girlfriend. :stongue: |
was he more famous after he died? coz id never heard of him. i did enjoy making cricketing 'bouncer' jokes though :D
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dude... where the hell have you been? |
into grey vaginas by the sound of things. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
into grey vaginas by the sound of things. |
I was actually really disappointed the first time I hooked up with a coug... I was expecting some grey down there but nope... DYED. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I was actually really disappointed the first time I hooked up with a coug... I was expecting some grey down there but nope... DYED. |
she died? man, must've been one old bitch! :p |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
she died? man, must've been one old bitch! :p |
well played. |
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| daphunky1 |
Good call on the Saskatchewan comment dude, but I have since been living in B.C. for a few years.
I guess I'm not so much nervous about just doing the act, but rather feeling weird bout the age difference. As well, I am rather under eperienced for my age as it is, compared to other gus my age. Oh well, no strings atached, it's true, as we blatantly can't start anything. Time after time, I tell myself, I've got nothing to lose! |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| Seriously from the first few sentences I thought this was going to literally be about a cougar coming and attacking someone you had served food to in your out door restaurant lol. |
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