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medical procedures (pg. 4)
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lews
Edit: Hal why the did they not knock you out, either? |
They just had me on local, so everything was cool. I didn't feel a thing, just kept watching them snake around my insides on the screen, it was great haha.
The prep was by and far the worst part of it. You're due in for one in just a couple years, pkc. :p |
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| NeoPhono |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
I don't do doctors, sorry. |
You will. Oh yes, you will.
And I'd like to agree with a previous post; you guys are a bunch of wusses. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Not me! I was comfortably numb while they checked the brick in my wall. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
They just had me on local, so everything was cool. I didn't feel a thing, just kept watching them snake around my insides on the screen, it was great haha.
The prep was by and far the worst part of it. You're due in for one in just a couple years, pkc. :p |
! Sticking a pill up my arse was bad enough :( |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
The stuff you have to drink the night before tastes like milk mixed with sprite and a dash of grape soda. And you have to drink 2 litres of it. And it turns your hind end into a waterfall for 40 hours.
I should have just foregone the purgative and eaten curry all night long. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
There was a hot 20 something nurse in there too. The doc asked her if she's ever seen this and she said no, so she stayed and watched me at my most vulnerable moment in my life. I kinda turned my head away and started breathing really heavy shaking uncontrollably trying to stay conscious. :nervous:
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No joke, I had to have a sonogram on my, well, MAN AREA once. So I go into the room and the doctor gives me instructions on how to present myself. I lie down on the table and he says the sonographer will be in shortly. Sure enough, hot 20 something.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
The stuff you have to drink the night before tastes like milk mixed with sprite and a dash of grape soda. And you have to drink 2 litres of it. And it turns your hind end into a waterfall for 40 hours.
I should have just foregone the purgative and eaten curry all night long. |
So what was the verdict? Are you anal retentive? |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
he says the sonographer will be in shortly. |
You sure he wasn’t just making a joke about your junk? |
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| Lews |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
The stuff you have to drink the night before tastes like milk mixed with sprite and a dash of grape soda. And you have to drink 2 litres of it. And it turns your hind end into a waterfall for 40 hours.
I should have just foregone the purgative and eaten curry all night long. |
Oh please. Milk mixed with sprite and a dash of grape soda? Don't spare him, Hal. It's one of the most awful beverages known to man. And then after that I had to drink like pure salt with a little bit of water in it.
I'm going to ignore the talk about the waterfall.
I ended up feeling so sick from the you drink that I was afraid I was going to be simultaneously vomiting as well.
I do think a lot of people here are being pussies, though :p
But then even the nurses give me weird looks when I'm staring at them draining my blood for blood tests. I'm just so used to medical stuff it's kind of like meh at this point. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
So what was the verdict? Are you anal retentive? |
Yep. It's terminal. :( |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lews
And then after that I had to drink like pure salt with a little bit of water in it. |
Oh right, the magnesium citrate? Yayyyyy. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
You sure he wasn’t just making a joke about your junk? |
Now that you mention it, that sonofabitch did chuckle as he walked out. :mad: |
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