stuff you've stolen / obtained while intoxicated
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lacksesepsotygh |
small, very unnecessary objects tend to fall into my possession when i'm practising the arts of drinking alcoholic beverages.
a week ago i brought home a packet of napkins and a pirate hat. before that, i've woken up with the french flag wrapped around my feet. a bottle of dishwashing fluid was stolen from a nightclub two months ago, and when i studied in another town, i took part in the theft of an orientational emergency exit sign.
we also made an attempt to steal a framed kids karate club picture from an awful kebab place.
i once took someones left shoe, and managed to walk home with two left shoes.
enough about me. what about you? |
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SYSTEM-J |
As a student I stole a six foot pub table. That's definitely my finest hour. I wasn't drunk though - it took some serious planning to go out in the night and haul this thing back to our flat while avoiding CCTV. |
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DigitalPhoenix |
While in uni...rim caps. I dont know why, when I was proper ed, I thought rim caps were such a neccesity. :p |
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EddieZilker |
When I drank and I was at a party, the next day, I'd have 10 lighters in my pocket. |
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lacksesepsotygh |
quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
When I drank and I was at a party, the next day, I'd have 10 lighters in my pocket. |
that reminds me.. i woke up with a lighter in my pocket that had the text "i love dogs" written on it. so strange |
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Ygrene |
I stole my very own youth. :( |
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pkcRAISTLIN |
I was more a vandal than a thief. Did heaps of shameful things while on the piss. NYE 1999 me and my best mate were determined to be the millennium bugs. ing stupid. |
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kadomony |
i'd like some insight into how we find things in random places when intoxicated.
for example, we're walking along and my friend goes OH and pulls a in bottle of vodka out of a bush on the side of the road. :wtf:
i think the most valuable thing i found when i was drunk was a pair of solid gold wedding bands sitting on a ledge outside. |
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DaRoZa |
26'er of JD from trashy obese girl's back yard on the walk back to campus from mardi gras... then my friend accidentally shattered it while in line in a tim hortons, it slipped out of his hands as he praised it like a new item in zelda.
lots of lighters, unknowingly |
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r5a |
quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
As a student I stole a six foot pub table. That's definitely my finest hour. I wasn't drunk though - it took some serious planning to go out in the night and haul this thing back to our flat while avoiding CCTV. | legendary. this deserves gold status |
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Sushipunk |
quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
As a student I stole a six foot pub table. That's definitely my finest hour. I wasn't drunk though - it took some serious planning to go out in the night and haul this thing back to our flat while avoiding CCTV. |
Champion :haha:
When I was in Uni and/or travelling, we got lots of traffic cones, and the yellow flashing lights that the council leaves around if there is a construction or something happening. We had a few street signs (Beer Street and High Street) and once my hammered friend and I went on a drunken mission all around our neighborhood and pinched a whole stack of potted plants from peoples front yards to decorate our new place with. I actually still have a couple of those plants, still in the same pots we grabbed them in, over 10 years ago :wtf:
And of course, hundreds of lighters. |
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