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karen f owen's sex list (pg. 5)
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Konijn
[and duke is basically a finishing school for the sort of muppets either turned down by dartmouth, richer than unc-chapel hill, or slightly smarter than emory.] |
Woo hoo snobbery. :wtf: |
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
Shut up, Banora. |
You so jelly you're Smuckers. :o |
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| chimera66 |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Woo hoo snobbery. :wtf: |
but it's more or less true isn't it?
oh and i read most of it, poor writing for someone from a decent school. |
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| Goebbel Goebbel |
you don't need to write when you can suck a mean dick and agree to go home with guys you met at a bar to watch porn.
the funniest thing about this whole article is that multiple dudes asked her for this, and she went along. Gotta love that tight game and her complete lack of standards. |
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| WittyHandle |
Ha, I can think of several sluts who, if more diligent about their documentation, could outdo this receptacle.
Having low standards isn't anything to brag about. |
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| Goebbel Goebbel |
i just can't comprehend the "let's watch some porn" thing.
i would give good money to know what the is that these lackluster letharios are thinking when they bust out this move.
gotta bless daddy issues i suppose. |
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| bananas |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
Good for her
Why should she give a what men think? Men do this all the time. as many ho's as they can and they're so MANLY AND AWESOME. Women do that and they're just sluts lol YAY for women not giving a ! |
couldnt have used a more cliched line, could you?:]] |
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| gmilf |
| The paper is pretty funny. For someone that isn't overly attractive she doesn't seem to have any fat asses on her list. So, at least that's something to be proud of. I'd like to see the reaction of some of these guys when they find out about former conquests though. Most people seem to have a lot of issues with that... who hasn't asked a girl to come home and watch porn? If she sucks at sex at least you still have porn. Good ol' reliable porn. |
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| Goebbel Goebbel |
| quote: | Originally posted by gmilf
The paper is pretty funny. For someone that isn't overly attractive she doesn't seem to have any fat asses on her list. So, at least that's something to be proud of. I'd like to see the reaction of some of these guys when they find out about former conquests though. Most people seem to have a lot of issues with that... who hasn't asked a girl to come home and watch porn? If she sucks at sex at least you still have porn. Good ol' reliable porn. |
thanks for answering those questions about banora ...we were bound to ask anyways.
if you even attempt to press play on a dvd when you have a woman in your house that is DTF...you are probably a homosexual.
-She is in your house
-She just met you at a bar
-She is obviously easier than L R U D L R U D B A B A select start
"let's break the ice and watch some porn"
does not ing compute. |
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| gmilf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Goebbel Goebbel
if you even attempt to press play on a dvd when you have a woman in your house that is DTF...you are probably a homosexual.
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a dvd or a porn?
who the hell buys porn?! redtube is your friend and it's free. Am I missing the point? |
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by Goebbel Goebbel
thanks for answering those questions about banora ...we were bound to ask anyways. |
I will come home for a sammich and some Showtime softcore porn.
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-She is obviously easier than L R U D L R U D B A B A select start
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Its actually U U D D L R L R B A (assuming you're talking about the Konami code) :p |
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| Meat187 |
| Banora, you're such a nerd. |
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