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Ian
(Dazzarazza) can anyone id this track its been on a advert on telly with them ants dancing, its got big riffs dun dun dun, dunn dunn dunn dunn not much info i know but thats all i have


(coup|zzZZ) Acton_van_Dyk, whats ur isp
(Acton_van_Dyk) :?
(coup|zzZZ) i dont reconise it
(coup|zzZZ) who provdies ur internet
(Acton_van_Dyk) my
(Acton_van_Dyk) wot
(coup|zzZZ) ntl, bt, etc..
(Acton_van_Dyk) my dad


(slylee) i dont know any jamie's, apart from the ones ive already met
geroin
there was a ridiculous pvd quote by someone that i used to have in my sig posted in about 2009, it was about 1-2 paragraph length but i cannot find it now..
Zyklon_Jay
jupiter one and the cancelling bass drums. the villalobos vs deadmau5 one was the best.
ziptnf
Anyone have any classic Ted Promo set reviews?

Here's one of my favorite reviews that I've gotten:

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Originally posted by infiniteJEST
I more or less expected this to send my brain into an overload of alpha-wave stimulation thus forcing my consciousness into mitosis into alternate dimensions where language doesn't exist and I am stranded and helpless to defend myself against the violent convulsions of my own body as hormones wage war against each other to either vomit or orgasm but unknowingly they synergize against me and I and piss all over the backseat of my 1988 Chevrolet Van G20 but then I realize I never installed a backseat because I never owned a 1988 Chevrolet Van G20 thus revealing a cascade of epiphanies pertaining to the nature of existence (all without using language since that doesn't exist in this tucked corner of space-time fabric) but the cascades are actually gooey folds of poured McDonald's breakfast syrup which I've never had because I always sleep in too late.

Aside from the mitosis part, this delivered.
EddieZilker
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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
Honestly, WIndows will need 1 more good os before I even think about going back. Windows Millenium, Vista, their track record is brutal. Nothing against pcs and to be honest, if the mac stores get any gayer , I don't know if I can go in the store anymore. I think that will be their downfall. Employees are going to start giving reach arounds and although I can see it working in NY Montreal and SanFran, the rest of america will be going wtf. What was once just a vague innuendo of gay has turned into a full fledge gay porno romp. And not the kind you sit down and say , ok i'm opened minded , lets see what happens gay porn because I'm on too much Ecstacy and this guy next to me is just as straight and its all good fun and there is nothing gay about it at all. I'm talking about black ex cons, I suppose black was implied when I said ex con. Anyways 4 black dudes getting it on in a cupcake shop but not just any cupcake shop, it just so happens this cupcake shop is for other gay guys so every minute, another gay dude comes in and it just gets worse and worse. By the end, i mean not that I watched to the end, but there was so much gay going on that not even a Cher Concert can amass such a concentrated amount of gay pheromones.
The17sss
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Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by The17sss
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Lmao +1.
DJ RANN
quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker


When Richie is on form he's truly outstanding.

As an answer to what would happen if you adjust EQ's his response was:

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
not even kidding. I knew this kid, messed around with some filters , went to see a Tiesto show that night and caught the gay. Poor guy. Apparently it was a narrow notch at around 800 hz that did him in. Well I suppose the tiesto concert and the aftermath involving a bunch of sweaty jocks on ecstasy acting out their latent homosexuality might of helped but still, watch out for that particular cycle.


The man is a poet.

Please can someone find that post that review of the Lord of Bass track. It's the one where he's going on about the silence.
bas
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Originally posted by EddieZilker

wtf :stongue: :stongue:
shaw
http://chinstroking.blogspot.com/20...ard-durand.html

LAdazeNYnights
this
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Originally posted by Another SF Dj
OK LET ME BREAT THIS DOWN ABOUT THIS DOUCHEBAG!

1ST OF MAX MAX WAS NEVER ANYONE IN THE SF SCENE HE BASICLLY LIKE SOMEONE SAID EARLIER WAS AT THE RIGHT SPOT AT THE RIGHT TIME.

HE CLAIMS TO BE A RUBY SKYE RESIDENT AND THIS AND THAT ILL GET TO THAT IN A MIN.

SO MAX WAS LIKE ANY OTHER SF LOCAL DJ... HUNGRY FOR GIGS. HE STARTED PRODUCING AND BY SOME LUCK HE GOT THE ATTENTION OF CHRIS LAKE. CHRIS RELEASED A SONG OF HIS ON A LABEL AND FROM THERE THIS IS HOW HE STARTED TO GET GIGS IN SF....

FRENCY SAW THAT HE WAS GETTING HOOKED UP BY A MAJOR ACT (CHRIS LAKE) SO FRENCHY TOOK HIM ALONG LIKE HIS LITTLE PROTOGE AND TO SEE IF FRENCHY CAN GET HOOKED UP. SO FRENCHY WOULD BOOK MAX TO PLAY WITH HIM (OPEN) AT RUBY, SLIDE, AND VESSEL. SOON LATER MAX GOT CONNECTED WITH STAFF AT SLIDE AND VESSEL AND WANTED TO DO HIS OWN NIGHT ONCE A MONTH AT THOSE CLUBS. AFTER HE DID THAT I HEARD THAT HIM AND DENNIS WENT TO FRENCHY WITH A COCKY ADDITUDE AND BASICLLY TOLD FRENCHY THAT THEY DONT NEED HIM ANYMORE. (REMEMBER FRENCHY S THE ONE WHO GOT HIM THE HOOK UP). WHAT A DICK MOVE

SO MAX DID HIS SAT NIGHTS ONCE A MONTH AT VESSEL AND SLIDE. BUT IF YOU NOTICE AFTER THAT HAPPENED WITH FRENCHY, MAX NEVER PLAYED AT RUBY OR ANY OTHER SPOT EVER AGAIN. THE PLACES THAT MAX PLAYED WERE BASICLLY AT HIS OWN PARTY.

THE SUCESS OF SLIDE AND VESSEL WERE GOOD ONLY BECAUSE OF THIS.... VESSEL AND SLIDE ALWAYS GER PACK ON SATURDAY NIGHTS NO MATTER WHO YOU HAVE IN THERE. THEY ARE JUST HOT LUBS ON THE WEEKENDS. YOU CAN HAVE MY MOM WHO DOESNT KNOW ABOUT DANCE MUSIC PLAY THERE AND IT WILL STILL BE PACK.

WELL AFTER THAT MAX GOT CONNTECTED WITH AN21 THROUGH KISSING HIS ASS ON MYSPACE AND ETC. FROM THERE THEY STARTED WORKING TOGETHER AND THERE YOU GO MAX MADE IT BIG.

I GIVE IT UP TO MAX FOR SELLING HIMSELF AND DOING THE RIGHT THING TO MAKE HIM BIG BUT THE DOUCHE BAG SUCKS ASS AND NEEDS TO KNOW WHERE HE CAME FROM AND EARN SOME RESPECT.ITS SORRY TO SEE THAT HIS OWN CITY DOESNT EVEN SUPPORT HIM.

WELL THATS SOME OF THE STORY... BEHIND MR. TRAINWRECK!


eventually led to:

quote:
Originally posted by Max Vangeli
Oh you guys make me smile reading all this. I just wonder how many of you I actually personally know haha

So many proven facts here its incredible, you all seem to know more about me than I do myself. I just dont understand why the you would waste a second of your time talking about some loser(myself of course). If there was more of a definition of a "Hater" this must be the spot.

Christian thanx for having my back on this, and Taj next time you wanna post some about me make sure you pay for your DJs when they play at your club and not avoid calls from my manager.

trying to do something good for the SF house scene here, helping out our own house community which unfortunately is dying out now in SF and you people have nothing better to do than talk . People like you are the pathetic losers who bring this wonderful community down, and make all of us look bad.


thread was pretty epic...

not nearly as epic as the recent thread in TOTA, though.
Joss Weatherby
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Originally posted by PROTEUS4000
ALTERED BEATS IS COMING SOON!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY ???

WORD UP PLANET EARTH !! THIS IS PROTEUS AGAIN !! SO FAR THERE ARE 5 LAPTOP ARTISTS WHO ARE GOING TO PLAY ! BY THE TIME OF THE NIGHT I HOPE TO HAVE UP TO 15 PEOPLE PLAYING. ONCE AGAIN I AM LOOKING FOR SHORT " FREAK OUT " SETS SO THAT IS WHY I AM LOOKING FOR SO MANY PEOPLE TO PLAY! HERE IS THE DARK RAVE FLYER WITH SOME DETAILS ON IT

ALTERED BEATS IS COMING ! THAT FEELING IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT IS REAL ! YOU ARE REAL ! GRAB YOUR COMPUTER DESK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THRUST YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND BEAR YOUR TEETH AT THE LCD PANEL ! LET YOUR SOLITUDE TURN AND MORPH INTO A SUB ATOMIC SLAM DANCE AND FEEL YOUR TRUE DIGITAL SELF EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY SHARDS OF CRYSTAL DIGI-PUNK EMBRACE OF LUNACY!!! THE MADNESS IS COMING !!!

LISTEN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! EVERYONE COME TO THIS PARTY AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO COME! MAKE SURE THE NIGHT IS PACKED AND I PROMISE I WILL TRY AND TURN ALTERED BEATS INTO THE BANG FACE OF NORTH AMERICA TIMES 10!!!! DEAD SERIOUS!!!! IF THIS GOES WELL AND I CAN DO ALTERED BEATS AT THE DARK RAVE ALL THE TIME I PROMISE TO REPRESENT THE TRUE UNDERGROUND AND THE VERY BEST OF CYBER-PUNK! ......... IF THINGS GO WELL AND I PACK THE PLACE I PROMISE IN THE FUTURE TO BRING DOWN THE TRUE JAPANESE UNDERGROUND! http://www.myspace.com/alteredbeatsanime I WILL BRING DOWN THE SHARPNEL SOUND CREW! DJ SHIMAMURA! DJ CHUCKY ! M-PROJECT ! HYPER-RAVE J-CORE ANIME / HENTAI FUELED SPEEDCORE WILL BE IN THE HOUSE! THE BEAUTIFUL SOUNDS OF ANIME GIRLS GETTING RAPED OVER FUTURISTIC JAPANESE HAPPYHARDCORE NEO-RAVE !!! PACK THE PLACE ON AUG 1ST AND THIS WILL BE A REALITY ! !!

IF YOU PACK THE PLACE I PROMISE TO BRING DOWN FFF ONE OF THE LORDS OF BREAKCORE!! HIGHLY ORIGINAL HARDCORE NuBREAKCORE PRODUCER WILL BE IN THE HOUSE !! LFO DEMON !! PANACEA !! DJ HIVE AND PHOENIX ORION !! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THIS WILL ALL COME TRUE!!! IF I PACK THE PLACE I CAN PROBABLY DO THE DARK RAVE EVERY 2 MONTHS OR AT LEAST EVERY 4 - 6 MONTHS !!! I PROMISE TO BRING NORTH AMERICA THE BEST UNDERGROUND MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! THIS IS NOT MISGUIDED HYPE FROM SOME ANNOYING PEOPLE WITH BAD NEGATIVE ATTITUDES ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET ! NO ANGRY DECONSTRUCTION SKID-CORE WITH ALTERED BEATS EVER !! I HEREBY PLEDGE TO BRING YOU THE MOST PHAT N' INFECTIOUS MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! WE WILL ROCK OUT AND DANCE AND BE FREE IN THIS NEO-CITY!!!

ALTERED BEATS IS COMING! WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT SLEEP IN THE FETAL POSITION WITH A CLENCHED FIST AND TREMOR WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW OVERWHELMINGLY MIND BLOWING THE PARTY WILL BE!! FEEL THAT BEAD OF SEAT POURING OFF THE SIDE OF YOUR FOREHEAD AS YOU READ THIS!!!

THE DARK RAVE THAT NIGHT IS A PAJAMA THEMED RAVE!! GIRLS ARE ENCOURAGED TO DRESS LIKE ANIME IN THERE UNDERWEAR!! GOTHIC LOLITA STYLE !! NEO-GOTH NEO-RAVER BABES!! PIG TAILS IN FULL EFFECT!!!

ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS .. AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO LICK HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT AND ARE GOING TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR TY CRT SCREEN WHILE CRYING??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH HOT YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT IN EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO BE REAMED BY YOUR ERECTIONS BROUGHT ON BY EGO-DRIVEN ELECTRONIC MUSIC THAT WILL FLOOD THE ROOM !!

BE THERE AT ALTERED BEATS ON AUG THE 1ST RIGHT AT 9 PM WHEN THE PARTY STARTS!! STAND IN LINE HOLDING YOUR $10 OR $20 IN YOUR HAND AND HOLD IT OUT IN FRONT OF YOU STARING AT THE MONEY KNOWING THAT IT IS YOUR TICKET INTO THE GATEWAY WORMHOLE OF SONIC TERROR !! WAIT IN LINE WITH A STARE OF CHILD LIKE WONDER AND DEMENTIA LIKE YOU JUST ATE A BUCKET OF SHROOMS OR DUMPED A VILE OF ACID IN YOUR EYES!!!


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