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EPIC TA Quotes (pg. 6)
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| Silky Johnson |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
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Awesome :stongue: |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| Its like there was a slow build up to the madness that was washley... I miss the crazies sometimes... :( |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
sounds like a fun party
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| WittyHandle |
| I remember cracking up almost literally in tears laughing when I read that :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| shaw |
| ...and then Jasti stopped promoting. |
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| geroin |
i found it
"paul van dyk remixes dark knight"
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=502688
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FRED?
bow bow bow bow bow bow......BOWWW BOW BOWWWWW. boom chicka untz chicka untz chicka untz chicka untz chicka bow bow bow bow BOW BOW BOWWWWW......
BAHHWWWWWW, WAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA DAWWWWWWW NAAWWW NAWWWW (hands in the air moment) BANANANANANANAN BABA BA BA BANANANANANANANA BAW BAW BAW BAW BAW (sick bassline, crowd goes nuts, no one sees it coming, ing acid bassline layered over a k-bb-k-bb-k-bb bassline) BAW WAAA BAWAAWAWA WAA BAWAWA BAW BAW BAWAWAWAW BAW BAW BAW (still the ing break down, all the blood from their arms runs down, they go numb, people collapse like they're getting blessed by a christian pastor) *drum roll*, rikitikirikitikiriki.....VVWOOOSHHHHH, "Why so seriouuuusssss?" BOW BOW BOW.... boom chicka untz chicka untz chicka untz chicka untz (pvd cancels out the bassline and kick, switches them with something else, all of production forum on TA goes ing nuts, threads start popping up asking how the PVD has the ability to cancel out bass drums) |
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| Silky Johnson |
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Bahahaha, the ing "why so seriousssssss?" part is the best. Lmao. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by chlola
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I find it funny you have that in your sig when I'm fairly certain you were one of the people I was talking about. |
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| netroM |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
Please can someone find that post that review of the Lord of Bass track. It's the one where he's going on about the silence. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Col
Ahh yes, "Lord Of Bass"!
Being who I am, I found the prospect of hearing a track so full of bass that the hihats are no longer audible utterly arousing, and hence jumped at the chance to download this heavily hyped single, "DANCE..UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD!!"
The use of upper case letters and the suffix of two exclamation marks had me, quite literally, salivating with anticipation. The image of "Lord Of Bass" present on the site also caught my glance, and I decided that should there be anyone in the world worthy of carrying such a graceful title, it would be a man with that kind of bold figure and noble facial complexion.
However, I was painfully disappointed at this production. The first thing to jump out at you in this track is the simple breakbeat, consisting of a heavily distorted kick drum and a fairly standard snare. This unbelievably retarded combination of elements reminded me of sitting on the lavatory after a night of drinking.
My disgust soon turned to absolute hysteria upon hearing the clichéd pitched-down "hardstyle" voice chanting for me to "dance, dance" until I "drop dead". I'm not entirely sure why the word "dance" was repeated, but this may have been some kind of rhythmic device, similar to those used in homosexual nightclubs from the early 90s.
Lyrically, this track intrigued me. Could such a blistering complexion of sounds really cause me to "drop dead"? And if so, why exactly would I want to end my life at such a peak of euphoria? The dreary 6 remaining minutes of this piece answered both questions.
As the gated sawtooth melody tore its way into the foreground, I began to call my own existence into question. Why am I here? Why am I listening to a host of such ridiculously penetrative noises? Why did I even bother to download an mp3 from someone with the name of "Lord Of Bass"? As feelings of remorse and even depression began to sweep my insides, I began searching for the nearest sharp instrument.
However, around the 8:10 mark, this track starts to improve dramatically. All the sounds fade to silence, and the listener is presented with 12 blank seconds, presumably which the producer forgot to remove at the end of his piece. This felt almost like making love to a beautiful woman after being whipped with spiked ropes for 8 minutes, and I quickly found myself experiencing a natural high.
To conclude, I would certainly not recommend this production to everyone. In fact, I would not recommend it to anyone. I would actually be very wary of this critically-acclaimed "Lord Of Bass" and his Amiga 500 music.
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http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=277000 |
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| aquila |
What a ing insult to the Amiga music scene! |
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| Silky Johnson |
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Ahmagad, this thread is so good. I'll have to bookmark it for when I need random lulz. |
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